Stupid Idiot

Stupid Idiot

Other name(s)	笨蛋八嘎 (Stupid Idiot), 嘎子 (Dummy), 笨蛋傻瓜 (Stupid Idiot Dumbass), Mr. Baka
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Bicolour Black & White
Sex	Male
Rarity	Unseeable (Adopted)
Occupation	Hello Street Cat Kibble Representative
Appearance	A stubby cat with a small moustache marking on his face
Eye Color	Green
Personality	Stupid & an Idiot
First known sighting	April 2024

Stupid Idiot is a cat from Strong and Muscular Kitty. He was named after the moustache marking on his face, resembling the Chinese character "八" in the word "八嘎 ", meaning Idiot.

He gained notoriety for an incident in which his feeder completely flooded with water. During this time, Stupid Idiot was unable to eat from it. A human tried to offer him 10 hotdogs, as well as some cat food, but Stupid Idiot rejected every one. He is notably only a fan of Hello Street Cat branded kibble.

Stupid Idiot won a Jiemao competition to be neutered and adopted. His current owner flew halfway across China to adopt him. They are his biggest fan, from when Stupid Idiot still visited the feeder. Stupid Idiot is now very happy in his new home.

Behavior

Stupid Idiot is a very friendly fellow. He gets along with humans and cats alike, although there is one particular cat in his home who he has beef with. When the Caretaker came to feed him after the flood, he could be seen kneading with joy.

He is also very close with his current owner. He likes to wait at the door and greet them. During his owner's trip away from home, Stupid Idiot was very sad, and spent all of his time yowling around the house. Upon their return, Stupid Idiot returned to being happy.

Stupid Idiot is incredibly picky about food. He will only eat HSC branded kibble. He is known to reject other types of food, including different kibble brands.

Stupid Idiot's feeder somehow still online during the flood.

Appearance

Stupid Idiot is a black and white Domestic Shorthair. He is quite short, but also quite chubby. His most defining feature is the tiny moustache on his muzzle. The markings on his forehead resemble that of a bowl cut. His back is entirely black, and the tips of his ears are white. He has markings around his eyes, resembling eyeliner.

Sightings

April 2024

April 30, 2024: Stupid Idiot was seen rushing to the feeder for some freshly dropped kibble.

May 2024

May 07, 2024: Stupid Idiot was loafing at the feeder. He quickly sprung up once some kibble was dropped for him.
May 21, 2024: Stupid Idiot was lounging at the feeder. He ignored the food, seeming to just want to rest.
May 22, 2024: Stupid Idiot was sitting down and once again ignoring the food. He was very focused on something in the distance.
May 26, 2024: Stupid Idiot was lying down, before some kibble dropped for him. He quickly went to eat it all up.
May 28, 2024: Stupid Idiot was sitting and waiting for food. Some kibble dropped for him, but he was suddenly distracted by something off-camera.
May 30, 2024: Stupid Idiot was seen munching on a hearty pile of kibble.
May 31, 2024: Stupid Idiot watched some kibble fall from the dispenser, sniffing it as it fell.

June 2024

June 01, 2024: Stupid Idiot was politely waiting at the feeder, as a calico cat was having her turn eating.
June 06, 2024: Stupid Idiot was munching on chicken snacks, with snack dust on top of his head.
June 10, 2024: Stupid Idiot was lounging at the feeder, looking as if he didn't have a neck from his chubbiness.
June 15, 2024: Stupid Idiot was lying down at the feeder, although he looked rather concerned.
June 19, 2024: Stupid Idiot was seen licking up kibble with his tongue.
June 23, 2024: Stupid Idiot was met with Mount Snack upon visiting the feeder. He did not want any of it, however, and spent his time grooming. Later that day, Stupid Idiot had created a hole for kibble to fall into, so that he could eat that instead.
June 24, 2024: Stupid Idiot was loafing at the feeder, watching the remnants of Mount Snack.
June 27, 2024: Stupid Idiot was sleeping with his face against the feeder bowl.

July 2024

July 02, 2024: Stupid Idiot was lying down on the concrete, by the feeder. He got up and wandered over once some kibble dropped down.
July 12, 2024: Stupid Idiot's feeder completely flooded over, with the camera somehow still working.
July 13, 2024: Stupid Idiot was sitting in a no un-flooded feeder. Although, the bowl was still full of water, and he stared at it, solemnly.
July 15, 2024: Stupid Idiot was sleeping at the feeder, with a bowl now full of kibble.
July 24, 2024: Stupid Idiot was taken to the vet, before he was able to be adopted by his current owner.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")