Mr. Slam
 Rare picture of Mr. Slam without him showing his balls. | |
| Other name(s) |
From the Chinese Community: Pisser-Two (滋二), Nasty Pisser (臭滋), Piss-Piss (滋滋) From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby |
| Sex | Tomcat (Intact Male) |
| Rarity | Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress) |
| Occupation | Pissing in and out of the feeder. |
| Eye Color | Yellow |
| Personality | Greedy and Disgusting |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Mama Tortoiseshell, who is also the only cat that likes his presence. |
| Children | None |
Mr. Slam, known by the Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋) Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the caretaker's daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing.
He shares a striking resemblance to Mrs. Dress and Mr. Heartbreak's fourth biological son, Mr. Heartthrob, due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to Mr. Heartthrob, while Mr. Heartthrob has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam.
Behavior
Mr. Slam is the opposite of timid, and is the equivalent of the Ten Thousand Kitties House's personal Beelzebub. He is extremely greedy and disgusting, often eating like a slob before proceeding to piss either inside of the feeder, on the feeder, or in the feeder bowl. Thus, he is hated by both the English and Chinese fandom, and also by the cats in his feeder, excluding Mama Tortoiseshell, who is the sole cat that enjoys his presence.
Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder.
He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.
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Mr. Slam slouching as he eats, stand up!
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Mr. Slam peeking in for more food.
Appearance
Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, Mr. Heartthrob, with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as Mr. Edo, but smaller in size compared to Brother Styles. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet.
Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.
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Mr. Slam looking outside
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Mr. Slam from the front
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Mr. Slam on his left
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Mr. Slam on his right
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Mr. Slam from the top
Notable Sightings
March 2024
- March 10, 2024: Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that Mrs. Dress was also inside the feeder at the time. Mrs. Dress was initially unbothered, but once Mr. Slam stayed longer inside the feeder, she proceeded to body slam him, causing him to flee from the feeder in fear. Later that day, Mr. Slam returned to the feeder twice, but he didn't approach. Instead, he stayed at a distance, watching. Of course, Mrs. Dress remained alert during this time, never taking her eyes off Mr. Slam until he left. It's important to note that Mr. Slam got his name from this incident.
- March 12, 2024: After Ms. Tux's brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House, Mr. Slam decided to sneak a couple of bites from the inside of the feeder before leaving soon after at around 08:54 PM (LFT).
May 2024
- May 06, 2024: Mr. Slam showed up briefly but isn't really known what happened due to there just being one picture.
- May 07, 2024: Mr. Slam was seen eating some kibble at 11:15 PM (LFT).
- May 08, 2024: Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while Mrs. Dress was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT)
September 2024
- September 17, 2024: Mr. Slam Ate some kibble and scrambled off at the sound of a car honk. He seemed quite relaxed and miraculously managed to not piss anywhere at 7:50(LFT). He left at around 8:00(LFT).
October 2024
- October 15, 2024: Mr. Slam went to Mrs. Dress's Feeder around 10:04 PM (LFT). Mr. Slam ate around 15 minutes before leaving at 10:19 PM (LFT)
- October 19, 2024: Mr. Slam went to Mrs. Dress's Feeder after it was replenished with food around 10:20 PM (LFT). He ate for about 10 minutes before noticing something and leaving at 10:31 PM (LFT)
November 2024
- November 17, 2024: Mr. Slam was spotted in Mrs. Dress's Feeder performing the ancient technique of the shovel with the kepples.
- November 19th, 2024: Mr. Slam was seen eating at 10:30 PM (LFT). Brother Styles and Mrs. Dress were chilling in the upper compartment of the feeder while Mr. Slam chowed down on the kibble. Mr. Slam teleported away at 10:37 PM (LFT)
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress.
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Mr. Slam looks a bit sad...poor fella
