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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh. bitch|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Biological Hazard|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Mr. Pooper, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.  
'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at [[Happy Canteen]]. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several other cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.


As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times.  
"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss. 
 
He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''


== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.
His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.


Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.
Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing. Though he has yet to do so inside of the feeder, Mr. Piss also enjoys pooping on camera.


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
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Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.


[[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]
[[File:Pissbody.png|none|thumb|250x250px|Mr. Piss' top view]]


== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
 
'''Click on [Expand] to see sightings from previous months!'''
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=== February 2024 ===
=== February 2024 ===
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* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
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=== March 2024 ===
=== March 2024 ===
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* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
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* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
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=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
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* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
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=== '''May 2024''' ===
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=== May 2024 ===
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* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
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* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
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=== June 2024 ===
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* '''June 09, 2024:''' At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.
</div></div>


{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
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=== October 2024 ===
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* '''October 15, 2024:''' At around 09:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen consuming kibble and snacks for approximately 13 minutes.
* '''October 28 2024:''' At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left.
</div></div>


== Catspiracy Theory ==
=== December 2024 ===
It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.  
*'''December 23, 2024:''' At about 4:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating a munch of kibble at the Happy Canteen before promptly leaving into the night and spooking a bird as he jumped off.


It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along. 


However, the community has now decided that [[Fresh Impostor]] is indeed [[Mr. Piss]]. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as [[Mr. Brawl]].
{{Sighting Disclaimer}}


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|thumb|154x154px|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
File:Brawlapproach.png|Mr. Piss stalking [[Mr. Doom]].
</gallery>
</gallery>
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Revision as of 00:58, 24 December 2024

Mr. Piss
Other name(s) Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Mr. Pooper, Liquid Fresh
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby
Sex Male
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.
Appearance Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at.
Personality Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl
First known sighting February 8th, 2024
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Unknown
Partner Ms. Angel
Children None
Other In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too

Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at Happy Canteen. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several other cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.

"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss.

Behavior

His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.

Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing. Though he has yet to do so inside of the feeder, Mr. Piss also enjoys pooping on camera.

Appearance

He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.

Mr. Piss' top view

Sightings

Click on [Expand] to see sightings from previous months!

February 2024

  • February 08, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
  • February 14, 2024: At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating.

March 2024

  • March 01, 2024: At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
  • March 06, 2024: At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
  • March 07, 2024: At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
  • March 09, 2024: At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
  • March 13, 2024: At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
  • March 14, 2024: At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
  • March 21, 2024: At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
  • March 21, 2024: At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.
  • March 25 2024: At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.

April 2024

  • April 02, 2024: Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
  • April 03, 2024: Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. Ms. Camo was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
  • April 10, 2024: Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably Ms. Kirby who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.

May 2024

  • May 09, 2024: At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
  • May 27, 2024: At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.

June 2024

  • June 09, 2024: At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.

October 2024

  • October 15, 2024: At around 09:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen consuming kibble and snacks for approximately 13 minutes.
  • October 28 2024: At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left.

December 2024

  • December 23, 2024: At about 4:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating a munch of kibble at the Happy Canteen before promptly leaving into the night and spooking a bird as he jumped off.


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

  • Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar

    Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar

  • Another look at his ear

    Another look at his ear

  • Mr. Piss' face

    Mr. Piss' face

  • Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath

    Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath

  • Mr. Piss' top view

    Mr. Piss' top view

  • Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy

    Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy

  • Mr. Piss mogs.

    Mr. Piss mogs.

  • Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes

    Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes

  • Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)

    Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)

  • Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

    Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

  • Mr. Piss stalking Mr. Doom.

    Mr. Piss stalking Mr. Doom.

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Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Lil Puke • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy
Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle
Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken
Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch
Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo
Mr. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby
Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous
Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty
Mrs. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy
Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas
Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast

Feeders
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5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen
GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House

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