Lil’ Roach

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Lil’ roach

The roach being stuck
Other name(s)	Roach, Roachie, R-man, Mr. Stuck
Breed	bug
Coat	Walnut brown
Sex	Presumed male
Rarity	Ultra rare (everywhere else) Rare (5A Scenic Cat Area)
Occupation	Lying on his back and being stuck
Personality	Unable to get up
First known sighting	March 29th, 2024 9:50 PM Local time
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	knows TGB

Lil’ roach was originally a little bug stuck in the Mr. Fresh's Feeder. He was stuck and got bullied by the cats.

Now, it is presumed he lives somewhere in 5A Scenic Cat Area.

Behavior

Lying on his back stuck in the feeder.

Appearance

His walnut brown carapace reflects his elegant personality and his flailing limbs convey that he is in a state of pure terror.

Sightings

March 2024,

• March 29th, ,2024: The Little Roach was first spotted on 9:50 pm (Local Feeder Time), where he flailed around uncontrollably while on his back.

June 2024

• At June 28th, 2024, after further examination by Your average cat lover, a suspicious hole was noticed in 5A Scenic Cat Area. (Possibly Lil’ roach’s nest’

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  the little roach escaping death

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  the little roach flailing

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  The Roach waiting for his eternal doom

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  The presumed location of Lil’ Roach’s nest. Notice the lack of leaves there.

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