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His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude. | His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude. | ||
Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing. Though he has yet to do so inside of the feeder, Mr. Piss | Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing. Though he has yet to do so inside of the feeder, Mr. Piss also enjoys pooping on camera. | ||
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* '''October 28 2024:''' At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left. | * '''October 28 2024:''' At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left. | ||
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=== December 2024 === | |||
*'''December 23, 2024:''' At about 4:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating a munch of kibble at the Happy Canteen before promptly leaving into the night and spooking a bird as he jumped off. | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:58, 24 December 2024
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| Other name(s) | Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Mr. Pooper, Liquid Fresh |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive. |
| Appearance | Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at. |
| Personality | Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl |
| First known sighting | February 8th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Ms. Angel |
| Children | None |
| Other | In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too |
Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at Happy Canteen. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several other cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.
"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss.
Behavior
His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.
Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing. Though he has yet to do so inside of the feeder, Mr. Piss also enjoys pooping on camera.
Appearance
He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.
Sightings
Click on [Expand] to see sightings from previous months!
February 2024
- February 08, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
- February 14, 2024: At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating.
March 2024
- March 01, 2024: At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
- March 06, 2024: At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
- March 07, 2024: At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
- March 09, 2024: At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
- March 13, 2024: At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
- March 14, 2024: At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
- March 21, 2024: At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
- March 21, 2024: At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.
- March 25 2024: At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
April 2024
- April 02, 2024: Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
- April 03, 2024: Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. Ms. Camo was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
- April 10, 2024: Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably Ms. Kirby who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
May 2024
- May 09, 2024: At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
- May 27, 2024: At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
June 2024
- June 09, 2024: At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.
October 2024
- October 15, 2024: At around 09:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen consuming kibble and snacks for approximately 13 minutes.
- October 28 2024: At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left.
December 2024
- December 23, 2024: At about 4:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating a munch of kibble at the Happy Canteen before promptly leaving into the night and spooking a bird as he jumped off.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar
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Another look at his ear
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Mr. Piss' face
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Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
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Mr. Piss' top view
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Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy
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Mr. Piss mogs.
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Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes
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Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
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Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
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Mr. Piss stalking Mr. Doom.
