Ms. Chess

Ms. Chess

Ms. Chess from the front, showing her unique pattern
Other name(s)	Madam Chess, Duchess Chess, Ms. Bird, Ms. Goose.
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Calico + Tabby
Sex	Female
Rarity	Common
Occupation	Chess grandmaster
Appearance	Brown and ginger calico tabby, with a unique chessboard pattern on her face.
Personality	Polite
First known sighting	February 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM (GMT+8)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Mr. Beef, Mr. Doom (Affair)
Children	None

Ms. Chess is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeder. Her name comes from the orange/brown markings on her face looking like squares on a chess board. She is believed to be Mr. Beef's girlfriend. They do not have any kittens together as Mr. Beef is neutered. She is sometimes confused for Ms. Kibble or Ms. Texas.

Behavior

Ms. Chess is rarely involved in any disputes. She is believed to be the girlfriend of Mr. Beef, and has been seen sitting on him. She is notable for being the only cat that Mr. Beef is polite to, as he waits patiently for her to finish eating before he has his turn at the station. Recently, she has been seen accompanying Mr. Doom to the feeder, sparking rumors of a potential affair between the two.

Appearance

Ms. Chess is a brown-and-orange calico with tabby markings. She has a unique chessboard pattern on her face and hazel eyes. It has been noticed by many viewers that her stomach appears to be larger, possibly indicating that she may be pregnant or putting on more weight.

Additionally, a bird-like marking on her back was seen by a viewer, leading some Discord users to refer to her as Ms. Bird and Ms. Goose

Sightings

Visits multiple times a day. Sometimes seen beside Mr. Beef or Mr. Doom.

Appearances

Ms. Chess is known to be the helper of the Mt. Snibble clearance.

February

• February 9th, 2024: at 9:24 PM MST Ms. Chess appeared.

• February 17th, 2024: at approximately 5:17 PM (Local cam time) Ms. Chess appeared with another orange cat. It is unknown who this cat is. (Presumably Mr. Beef)

• February 25th, 2024: Ms. Chess was sighted.

• February 28th, 2024: Ms. Chess was seen eating from the feeder. Mr. Doom joined her and they ate side-by-side.

March

• March 4th, 2024: at 11:10 PM (CST) Ms. Chess was again sighted eating from the feeder.

• March 5th, 2024: At 7:19 AM (CST) appeared near Mr. Beef.

• March 7th, 2024: At 16:16 PM (JST) Ms. Chess was spotted cautiously eating around Mr. Puke's puke for approximately 5 minutes.

• March 9th, 2024: Around 7:18 AM (local feeder time), Ms. Chess tried to enter the feeder while Mrs. Kirby was inside, but Mrs. Kirby threatened her and chased her off. She returned at 7:22 AM, eating alone for a few minutes, before being joined by Mr. Beef at 7:27 AM.

• March 10th, 2024: At 4:10 AM (CST) Ms. Chess was seen eating from the feeder for a few minutes.
• March 11th, 2024: Around 12:10 AM (local feeder time), Ms. Chess appeared with Mr. Beef, Mr. Puke, Mr. Sleepy and Mr. Doom. At 2:23 AM (local feeder time), Ms. Chess appeared again with Mr. Bald, after 4 minutes, Ms. Chess left and let Mr. Bald eat.
• March 13th, 2024: 5:17 AM , Ms. Chess was seen alone and eating from the feeder.
• March 18th, 2024: 5:19 AM (local feeder time) Ms. Chess ate some leftover snacks. The lights in the feeder cut out, and she was gone once they came back on.
• March 21st, 2024: At around 00:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), Ms. Chess sauntered herself to the feeder, eating away at the Mr. Worm-tainted kibble. She left quickly 3 minutes later, seemingly having realized the error of her ways.
• March 24th 2024: Seen munching on freeze-dried chicken while Ms. Pretty loomed behind her. This cat took over the feeder when it got the chance
• March 25th, 2024:. Ms. Chess ate at 12:54 AM.

April

• April 1st, 2024: Ms. Chess appeared at 10:53 PM (local feeder time) and began to eat while a large amount of snacks were dropped from the feeder, some falling on her head. She ate for 5 minutes, leaving to make way for an approaching feline
• April 4th, 2024: Around 5:40PM (LFT) Ms. Chess ate side-by-side with Mr. Doom. She was thoroughly dusted as they received many snack donations.
• April 6th 2024: At around 10:32 AM local feeder time Ms. Chess was seen eating from the feeder.
• April 8th, 2024: At around 8:32 AM (LFT), Ms. Chess was spotted visiting the feeder for a quick bite to eat while other cats patiently waited outside.
• April 12th, 2024: Ms. Chess was observed eating at around 1:38 AM (LFT), accompanied by Mr. Doom.

May

• May 5th, 2024: At around 17:25 (LFT) Ms. Chess was sighted eating from the feeder.
• May 7th, 2024: At approximately 1:32 (CST), Ms. Chess was seen gnawing on some kibble. She seems to have gained weight lately.
• May 7th, 2024: Ms. Chess later reappeared at around 17:10 and ate for a few minutes before leaving.
• May 8th, 2024: Ms. Chess appeared at 8:50 (local feeder time) and ate for a few minutes before leaving

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  The bird marking on her back

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  Mr. Beef waiting patiently for Ms. Chess to finish eating

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  Ms. Chess sitting on Mr. Beef.

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  Ms. Chess staring at the camera

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  Ms. Chess eating with Mr. Doom

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  Ms. Chess eating with Mr. Beef

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  Ms. Chess bats at the top camera while Mr. Beef eats

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  Ms. Chess and Mr. Doom sharing a meal on February 28th, 2024

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  Ms. Chess with Mr. Puke, Mr. Doom, Mr. Sleepy and her beloved Mr. Beef

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  Ms. Chess and Mr. Bald

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  Ms. Chess and Mr. Beef watching Mr. Piss eating

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  I-I...I CANT BELIEVE THEY EATING TOGETHER?!?!?!?!

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  Ms. Chess doing side eye

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  When i turning serious, youre dead.

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  Ms. Chess enjoying the meal with Mr. Beef

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  Ms. Chess demonstrates what the size difference is with Mr. Doom

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  Ms. Chess eating aggressively

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  Ms. Chess eating whilst another cat patiently waits

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  Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

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  Ms. Chess waiting for Mr. Anxiety to finish his meal

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