Cousin Chill
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| Breed | Domestic shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | White |
| Sex | Unknown |
| Rarity | Very common |
| Occupation | Yoga Instructor |
| Appearance | Pure white and fluffy for a shorthaired cat |
| Eye Color | Yellow |
| Personality | Incredibly laid back and generally unbothered |
| First known sighting | June 5, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Mr. Gingko (Mortal Enemy) |
Cousin Chill (真白, "Pure White") is a white cat first spotted June 5, 2024 at the Huanzi Animal Rescue Base feeders by the global community. He is currently six years old.
Behavior
Cousin Chill was first observed sitting calmly for around five minutes straight until confronted by The Guardian for daring to sit in their spot. Cousin Chill sulked about this.
Cousin Chill seems to be a relaxed individual otherwise as well. He is not disturbed by other cats entering the feeder with him. Even when he is not inside the feeder, he can often be seen on camera, as he likes to relax on the ground right outside of the feeder.
For some reason, Cousin Chill loathes Mr. Gingko. He will hiss at him and run away when he enters the feeder.
Appearance
Cousin Chill is a soft, round white cat. They often sit with their tail between their paws. They bear a resemblance to Brother Calm and Cousin Peace as all three are round-faced, calm white cats. Their name is derived from this. Their massive size helps distinguish them from the other white cat at the feeder. They can sometimes be seen making a large, creepy smile, similar to Ms. Jeff; however, this smile is not indicative of their nature.
Sightings
June 2024
- June 5, 2024: 02:20 AM (LFT) Cousin Chill checked the feeder and sat in The Guardian's spot. He was scolded for this and moved to the other side of the feeder. Once the Guardian left, he returned to the favored spot.
July 2024
- July 14, 2024:
- At 11:28 AM (LFT), Cousin Chill was seen trying to reach the food stuck under the broken feeder. When he got tired of this, he sat along the back of the feeder, waiting for food to come out. When none did, he tried to reach the stuck food one more time before leaving the feeder and sitting off to the side. When Mr. Socks entered soon after, and food was dispensed for him shortly after he entered, Cousin Chill laid down a ways from the feeder, defeated.
- At 7:32 PM (LFT), Cousin Chill reentered the feeder to eat. While there, another cat entered the feeder with him. This cat, who normally shoos other cats out of the feeder so he can eat, thought about and half-tried to disturb Cousin Chill, sniffing his butt and pawing at him. However, when he felt Cousin Chill's massively strong chill aura, he realized his efforts would be futile and chose to sit and wait for Cousin Chill to be done eating. Cousin Chill left the feeder at 7:36.
- July 15, 2025:
- At around 11:45 am (LFT), Cousin Chill was seen laying down in front of the feeder, obstructing it. This did not seem to bother any other cats until Mr. Socks approached attempting to grab a snack. He moved carefully around Cousin Chill, who remained completely unbothered and did move, but only to readjust his sleeping position. Mr. Socks opted to approach from the other side of the feeder, if with some difficulty, clearly trying not to accidentally step on Cousin Chill. Once done eating, Mr. Socks performed an impressive leap over Cousin Chill, who remained asleep.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Cousin Chill doesn't even want The Guardian's spot anymore. It's just the principle of the thing.
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Cousin chill looking at the food stuck under the feeder.
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Cousin Chill's gray eyes can kind of be seen in this image.
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Cousin Chill yawning.
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Cousin Chill channeling his inner Ms. Jeff.
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Cousin Chill trying to reach the food stuck under the feeder.
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Cousin Chill napping defeatedly after not receiving kibble.
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Cousin Chill sees you.
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Cousin Chill trying to eat chicken snacks with his hands. (GIF)
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Cousin chill sitting at the feeder.
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Cousin Chill does not let this cat disturb his chill.
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Cousin Chill chilling next to the feeder while another cat eats.
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Cousin Chill naps in front of the feeder, inconveniencing everyone. He is seemingly oblivious to this.
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Cousin Chill sitting with his tail laid out across the feeder.
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Cousin Chill remains chill despite the lack of food.
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Cousin Chill chilling on the back camera.
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Cousin Chill sitting like a person.
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Cousin Chill doing exercises to increase his flexibility.
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Mr Socks approaches.
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A cautious maneuver.
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It is not possible to bypass Cousin Chill this way.
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A new angle of approach.
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Success!
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A leap of faith.
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Cousin Chill remains unbothered.
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Cousin Chill got chicken stuck in his nose.
