Ms. Lag

Ms. Lag
Ms. Lag trying to charm you
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Tortie
Sex	Female
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Lagging out the stream
Appearance	Tortie with an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin
Personality	Determined
First known sighting	Unknown

Ms. Lag is a dark tortoiseshell cat with a white half-marking on her chin who visits the Happy Canteen feeder. She is often confused with Ms. Burnt, Ms. Warn and Ms. Rust.

Behavior

Upon arriving, Ms. Lag inexplicably causes the stream to lag, which makes viewers think she could possess strange SCP-like abilities. Typically, she is observed eating by herself.

Appearance

Ms. Lag has a black coat with two faint lines and an orange square on her back. She has a straight TNR chip on her right ear. She has an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin.

Sightings

February 11th, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared 2 times (Not for the first time). On the first time, as a result of her unbelievable powers, the cameras and sound started freezing, unlike the second time.

February 13th, 2024: She appeared again, causing multiple, frequent stutters in sound and camera.
February 19th, 2024: She was recently sighted again, where she would feast for nearly 20 minutes. Throughout almost the entirety of her supper, the camera froze consistently, with only ~1.5 seconds between each freeze.
February 21st, 2024: At 6:23PM (UTC) With camera lags every 1.4 secs, she just stayed eating for a bit of time.
February 23rd, 2024: She appeared again at 3:46 PM GMT.
February 25th, 2024: She was seen munching for 5 minutes at 4:47 AM feeder time, surprisingly she didn't make the camera lag, maybe the wizards who gave her power to interrupt radio signal changed their mind...
March 3rd, 2024: Seen yet again in the afternoon munching for around 8 minutes. Lagging the stream again. It appears the wizards did not change their mind.
March 7th, 2024: Started munching at about 3:50 PM feeder time, and unceremoniously caused the stream to lag repeatedly. The wizards seem to wish to spite the wiki editor from February 25th.
March 10th, 2024: She appeared and ate for 3 minutes.
March 21st, 2024: She began snacking on kibble, this time able to make the stream lag heavily. The wizards seem to have changed their minds.
April 8th, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared at 2:54 AM and somehow, the stream didn’t lag. She was seen again around 8:23 AM, once more not lagging the stream.
May 9th, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared on stream around 8:30 (local feeder time) at the Happy Canteen feeder. There was a cat previously a few seconds before, but when that cat left Ms. Lag came on and started lagging out the stream and the stream wouldn’t respond for around 2-3 minutes and when the stream responded she was not present. Also weirdly after she was gone the lights started flickering for around 16 seconds.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

The orange dot on Ms. Lag's forehead.
Comparison between Ms. Lag and Ms. Burnt.
A low quality render of her face ?

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo Ms. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House
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