Ms. Chess

Ms. Chess
Relations
Ms. Chess from the front, showing her unique pattern
Other name(s)	Madam Chess, Duchess Chess, Ms. Bird, Ms. Goose.
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Calico
Sex	Female
Rarity	Common
Occupation	Snakes & Ladders Enthusiast, Grandmaster in Chess
Appearance	Brown and ginger calico tabby, with a unique chessboard pattern on her face.
Personality	Polite
First known sighting	February 2nd, 2024 09:21 PM (LFT)
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Mr. Beef (Former), Mr. Doom (Affair)
Children	None
Other	Former student of Beth Harmon

Ms. Chess is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeder. Her name comes from the orange/brown markings on her face looking like squares on a chess board. She is believed to be Mr. Beef's girlfriend. They do not have any kittens together as Mr. Beef is neutered. She is sometimes confused for Ms. Kibble or Ms. Texas.

Behavior

Ms. Chess is rarely involved in any disputes. She is believed to be the girlfriend of Mr. Beef, and has been seen sitting on him. She is notable for being the only cat that Mr. Beef is polite to, as he waits patiently for her to finish eating before he has his turn at the station. Recently, she has been seen accompanying Mr. Doom to the feeder, sparking rumors of a potential affair between the two.

Appearance

Ms. Chess is a brown and orange calico with tabby markings. She has a unique chessboard pattern on her face and hazel eyes. It has been noticed by many viewers that her stomach appears to be larger, possibly indicating that she may be pregnant or putting on more weight.

Additionally, a bird-like marking on her back was seen by a viewer, leading some to refer to her as Ms. Bird and Ms. Goose.

Sightings

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February 2024

March 2024

April 2024

May 2024

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Mr. Beef waiting patiently for Ms. Chess to finish eating
Ms. Chess sitting on Mr. Beef.
Ms. Chess staring at the camera
Ms. Chess eating with Mr. Doom
Ms. Chess eating with Mr. Beef
Ms. Chess bats at the top camera while Mr. Beef eats
Ms. Chess and Mr. Doom sharing a meal on February 28th, 2024
Ms. Chess with Ms. Puke, Mr. Doom, Mr. Sleepy and her beloved Mr. Beef
Ms. Chess and Mr. Bald
Ms. Chess and Mr. Beef watching Mr. Piss eating
I-I...I CANT BELIEVE THEY EATING TOGETHER?!?!?!?!
Ms. Chess doing side eye
When i turning serious, youre dead.
Ms. Chess enjoying the meal with Mr. Beef
Ms. Chess demonstrates what the size difference is with Mr. Doom
Ms. Chess eating aggressively
Ms. Chess eating whilst another cat patiently waits
Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple
Ms. Chess waiting for Mr. Anxiety to finish his meal

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Lil Puke • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo Mr. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House
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