Mr. Beetle

Mr. Beetle
Relations
Mr. Beetle looking back at the camera
Other name(s)	Mr. Champion, The Unbeaten Muncher of Kibble, Mr. Coleoptera
Breed	Domestic shorthair
Coat	Brown Tabby
Sex	Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Beating TGB at Kibble eating, Domestic terrorism, Nuclear weapons research
Appearance	Brown with black stripes and white spots
Personality	Polite
First known sighting	February 16, 2024, 08:42 AM (LFT)
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	TGB (rivaly)

Mr. Beetle is a cat that first appeared on February 16, 2024. He got his name after the sloppy beetle-like shape on the stripes of his back. It is likely that his mother painted it herself when he was fresh out of the womb.

On May 8, 2024, Mr. Beetle's feat of consuming kibble for a continuous 28 minutes surpassed the previous record held by TGB by a significant margin of 3 minutes. This remarkable accomplishment firmly establishes Mr. Beetle's dominance in the realm of kibble consumption, earning him recognition as the new champion. With TGB graciously acknowledging defeat, Mr. Beetle now holds the esteemed title of the undisputed Kibble Destroyer Champion.

Behavior

Mr. Beetle seems to be rather skittish but also alert, constantly scouting his surroundings, making sure the coast is clear. He's very well mannered, always letting his peers finish their meal before approaching the feeder himself.

Appearance

He is a brown tabby with black stripes all across his back and a large black stripe around the shoulder area and white coloration on the inner area around his eyes and under his snout.

It should be noted that Mr. Beetle looks very similar to Ms. Chunky. To tell the difference, note that the blob on Ms. Chunky's back is lower and there is less of a gap between it and the tail marking, while Mr. Beetle's is higher and has a larger gap. Additionally, the bottom of Mr. Beetle's "beetle" has a butt with legs coming out of the sides, while Ms. Chunky's is more cricket-like in shape, with legs sticking out the bottom. He is easy to confuse with Ms. Takeout from afar.

Sightings

LFT = "Local Feeder Time"

February 2024

February 16, 2024: Around 08:42 AM (LFT), Mr. Beetle made his first appearance wherein he ate in the feeder then left.

February 21, 2024: when the feeder was broken for several hours, Mr. Beetle was seen attempting to "fix" it for 10 minutes straight. He managed to get a few bits of food out of the dispenser.

February 22, 2024: At 06:50 AM (LFT), He appeared wherein he ate for a while and then left.

February 29 2024: At 11:34 PM (LFT), Mr. Beetle was eating when Mr. Puke appears, and slaps Mr. Beetle. Beetle runs away.

March 2024

March 06, 2024 Mr. Beetle was spotted at around 01:44 PM (LFT) for an approximately 3 minute long snack.
March 09, 2024: Mr. Beetle visited again at around 12:52 AM (LFT) for a snack.
March 11, 2024: Mr. Beetle appeared, looking around and starting eating.
March 15, 2024: At 11:59 PM (LFT), Mr. Beetle at some kibble, shortly followed by Mr. Crunch, who waited somewhat impatiently for his turn.
March 16, 2024: Mr. Beetle returned around 12:20 AM (LFT) for another short snack.
March 19, 2024: At around 03:42 PM (LFT) Mr. Beetle was seen eating kibble from the almost empty dispenser and subsequently reaching into the upper parts of the feeder with his paw to drop a few more pieces of kibble into the bottom of the feeder.
March 20, 2024: At 11:04 AM (LFT) Mr. Beetle was seen waiting impatiently for Mr. Bald to finish eating, eventually growling at him and scaring him off. He snacked for approximately 13 minutes, shortly followed by Goobert.
March 26, 2024: Mr.Beetle was seen at 01:05 AM (LFT) and was eating and also it seemed as if Mr. Sonic passed through his feeder.

April 2024

April 06, 2024: Mr. Beetle was seen at 08:47 AM (LFT) eating heartily
April 08, 2024: Mr. Beetle arrived at approximately 08:50 AM (LFT) to eat after Ms. Inception. He ate for about ten minutes then left.
April 23, 2024: Mr. Beetle ate for about 10 minutes, then got scared off by Mrs. Kirby, after Mrs. Kirby finished eating Mr. Beetle returned to grab another bite.

May 2024

May 06, 2024:
- At 11:12 PM (LFT) Mr. Beetle entered the feeder just after Mr. Turkey, eating and looking around occasionally, before leaving at around 11:16 PM (LFT)
- Around 10:49 AM (LFT) Mr. Beetle was seen chomping for a pretty short amount of time.
May 07, 2024:
- At 17:02 PM (LFT), Mr. Beetle arrived and ate for around 5 minutes before leaving.
- Mr. Beetle arrived yet again at around 06:20 PM (LFT) and ate for 3 minutes before being scared off by another cat.
May 08, 2024: Mr. Beetle has etched his name into the annals of history by accomplishing a remarkable feat: consuming kibble continuously for over 28 minutes. This achievement surpasses the previous record held by The Gluttonous Beast by approximately 3 minutes, firmly establishing Mr. Beetle as the reigning champion of kibble consumption in recorded history.
May 09, 2024: Mr. Beetle entered the feeder at approximately 08:13 PM (LFT). He stopped by for a quick snack, and left soon after. He appeared back at 05:26 AM (LFT) to enjoy a quick midnight snack.
May 10, 2024: At approximately 03:55 AM (LFT), Mr. Beetle was seen entering the Happy Canteen soon after Mr. Bald left. While eating food, Mr. Beetle continuously peers over the feeder, matching the behavior of several other cats who ate food at this location. At 04:01 AM (LFT), the camera feed suddenly began glitching, turning almost completely black. When the camera returned to normal, Mr. Beetle was still consuming food.

(Note: Not every cat sighting is documented.)

Gallery

A view of Mr. Beetle's back, showing the beetle-like pattern
Mr. Beetle looks outside the feeder
Mr. Beetle is eating. (GIF)
Mr. Beetle looks up as more kibble falls
Mr. Beetle's side profile
Mr. Beetle waits his turn when Mr. Fresh is eating
Mr. Beetle eating
Mr. Beetle looks around
Mr. Beetle standing
Mr. Beetle's Thousand Snack Stare
Another photo of Mr. Beetle's back
Mrs. Kirby ambushing Mr. Beetle
Mr. Beetle looking quite adorable
Mr. Beetle Beating the record (first image shows 0:06 minutes and the second 26:21 minutes)
Mr. Beetle is absolutely flabbergasted
Mr. Beetle eating food at the Happy Canteen, glancing over the feeder.

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr./Ms. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Ms. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Mr. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	Abandoned Angel • Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Big Orange Canteen🍊 Blessings Be With You • Brother Fresh's Last Day • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Catnip Castle • Cat Paradise 1 • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Happy Canteen • Happy Canteen No.2 Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait • John's Canteen • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Meow Meow TV Meows Who Love to Eat • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Strawberry Cat House No. 6 Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen
Main Page • Guidelines