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Mr. Piss
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Other name(s)	Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Orange Tabby Cat
Sex	Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Food Waster
Appearance	Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at
Personality	Sassy and pissy
First known sighting	February 8th, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Ms. Angel
Children	None
Other	In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too

Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several another cats off-screen. What an inconsiderate mother fucker. His pissing video went viral on social media platforms such as TikTok,X, YouTube ans was even featured on a segment on FoxNews

He won as the 2nd most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)

Behavior

He is a Orange cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.

Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.

Appearance

He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.

Comparison of Mr. Piss and Fresh Impostor

Sightings

February 8th, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
February 13th, 2024 around 19:11 (CET) approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating
March 1st, 2024: At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time

March 6th, 2024: At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder
March 7th, 2024: At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
March 9th, 2024: At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
March 13th, 2024: At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
March 14th, 2024: At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
March 21st, 2024: At 7:22 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
March 21st, 2024: At around 10:55 PM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.
March 25th 2024: Seen eating for several minutes, starting around 2:40 AM LFT. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Catspiracy Theory

It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.

It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.

However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.

Gallery

Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar
Another look at his ear
Mr. Piss' face
Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
Mr. Piss' top view
Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy
Mr. Piss mogs.
Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes
Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

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Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Lil Puke • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo Mr. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast
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-'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat. On a February  29th, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several another cats off-screen. What an inconsiderate mother fucker.
+'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat. On  February  29th 2024, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several another cats off-screen. What an inconsiderate mother fucker. His pissing video went viral on social media platforms such as TikTok,X, YouTube ans was even featured on a segment on FoxNews
 He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''
 == Behavior ==
-He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.
+He is a Orange cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.
 Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.