Mr. Chicken
 Mr. Chicken's Face | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Piss II, Mr. Balls |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | White and orange tabby |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Cannibal, getting beat up by Mr. Piss |
| Appearance | His flexibility makes him resemble that of a chicken |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
Mr. Chicken is an orange and white cat who gets his name from his strange chicken-like shape and his tendency to lose fights. He has been a victim of Mr. Brawl's attacks. He is a member of the Piss Alliance.
Many cats have been confused for Mr. Chicken due to other orange cats taking on a similar chicken posture. Due to this, the current true identity of this cat is unknown for now. However, some believe the "true" Mr. Chicken is the one who seems to have a faint white stripe on his neck.
Behavior
Sometimes he is referred to as "Mr. Balls" by English speakers, as he is not neutered and regularly flashes his balls right into the back camera. He gets along well with other cats (other than Mr. Brawl) and tends to avoid conflict.
Appearance
Mr. Chicken is a bicolor orange tabby. He is orange with a white underside. He has a faint white stripe on his neck and a faint white stripe along his right thigh. Near the beginning of the restream, the area around his throat appeared shaved and he seemed to have some sort of injury. His fur has since grown back.
Sightings
- February 13th, 2024: Was seen once around 13:35 UTC.
- February 17th, 2024: Mr. Chicken was again seen around 6:10 PM (Local camera time). He was also seen feasting upon the Mount Kibble that had been dispensed earlier.
- February 20th, 2024: Around 8:20 AM (local camera time) Mr. Chicken pissed into the food (technically sprayed), earning him the nickname "Mr. Piss II". Ms. Chunky witnessed the event before immediately going for the food herself. Later that day, Mr. Chicken was sighted with a fresh scar next to his left eye, possibly from a fight.
- March 1st, 2024: At 12:00 AM (Local cam time) he came by for a meal.
- March 4th, 2024: At 6:49 PM EST, He is seen entering the feeder as Ms. Chunky growls at him, until she eventually leaves 3-4 minutes later.
- March 9th, 2024: At around 11:35 (Local camera time) he entered and ate for 5 minutes.
- March 12th, 2024: seen at 8:18 pm (CST) eating chicken treats while having bits of the treats on his forehead and left at 8:25pm
- March 13th, 2024: Seen eating at 00:00 (EET) and leaving with chicken bits on his head and left showing his large balls.
- March 15th, 2024: Mr. Chicken appeared at 10:40 (WET) and ate for a few minutes and then left swishing his tail furiously. At 11:34 PM (local feeder time), Mr. Chicken appeared and fervently ate kibbles. He assumed the iconic chicken pose for about four minutes and then left.
- March 17th, 2024: At 2:13 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Bald sprinted away after being confronted, so he went up and began munching for a while. No chicken pose this time.
- March 18th, 2024: At 11:14 (local feeder time) Mr. Chicken would appear about a minute after Mr. Bald left. Only eating for 2 minutes as well. It seems like something about the Happy Canteen was cursed at this time.
- March 19th, 2024 At 8:54 am (EST) Mr. Chicken Would appear for about 6 minutes and eat while Mr. Chunky watched, Mr. Chicken would leave and Mr. Chunky would take over the munching.
- March 20th, 2024: At 2:12 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Chicken ate at the feeder for around 7 minutes. He seemed very concerned by the bottom right corner. As he left, he stopped to stare at the corner again, and Mr. Bald peeked in. Mr. Chicken meowed at him before he left. He also flashed his balls at the camera, as per usual. Shameless. Later that day at 6:15pm Mr. Chicken was seen munchin on some kibble, in his usual chicken pose. No ball flashing was present this time when he left at 6:18pm.
- March 23rd, 2024: At around 6:21 PM (Local Feeder Time), Mr. Chicken was spotted at the feeder, desiring nourishment. He ate kibble and snacks for 5 minutes with little hassle, besides occasionally being snacked, gaining a light frosting to his head. However, once finished, we saw crucial evidence of Mr. Chicken living up to his other name, Mr. Piss II. Following in the footsteps of infamous Mr. Piss, he turned around and unleashed his wrath upon the feeder. Although a short event, we can only dread to think of what horrors he may unleash in the future, with Mr. Piss' influence by his side. May we be saved from his ultimate wrath.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Chicken (right) peacefully eating beside Mr. Wishbone (left).
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Mr. Chicken sighted on 14 February 2024. The picture shows the lack of fur around his throat.
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Mr. Chicken eating.
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Mr. Chicken eating 20.02.2024 01:15.
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Mr. Chicken eating at 17:05 24.02.24.
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Mr. Chicken showing why he is also known as Mr. Balls.
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Chilling: moments before Mr. Chicken followed in Mr. Piss' footsteps
