Ms. Carpet
Ms. Carpet is a tabby cat whos coat resembles a carpet, hence her name. She has only been spotted a few times at the Happy Canteen.
On her long awaited third appearance on June 7, 2024, she ate for a staggering 30 minutes, shocking everyone watching. This unexpected outcome proves anybody could become Kibble Destroyer Champion, as she proudly took that title away from Mr. Beetle. With this impressive feat, Ms. Carpet firmly established herself as a rising star in the kibble consumption world, challenging the legacy of previous titleholders.
Behavior
She is a slightly skittish, rather feisty cat whos appetite rivals that of The Gluttonous Beast. Ms. Carpet appears to be curious of the feeder since she does not come around often and is fairly new. When confronted by another cat, she does not immediately flee like some others, and instead growls at them displaying her bravery and lack of cowardice but would still ultimately flee when attacked. While eating, she takes many breaks to stare outside of the feeder.
Appearance
Fuzzy coat with a thin darker line running down her back. She also has notably large eyes and looks sad whenever her head is angled downwards, which makes her very cute. Ms. Carpet’s fur also gives her a burnt appearance, resulting in her being called a burnt corndog or evil Goobert. She has a raccoon-like tail.
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Sightings
May 2024
- May 05, 2024: Ms. Carpet’s first sighting.
- May 10, 2024: Ms. Carpet was spotted for a second time.
June 2024
- June 07, 2024: Ms. Carpet arrived at The Happy Canteen around 05:25AM (LFT) and proceeded to eat for a record breaking 30 minutes. After she finished gorging she loafed at the back of the feeder and growled at an unknown cat (presumably Mr. Rev)
- June 08, 2024: At 6:54 AM (LFT) Ms. Carpet once again arrived at the feeder. This time she stayed at the feeder for 28 minutes. Ms. Carpet took many breaks from eating to stare outside and she finally left after growling at Ms. Puke. Later around 1:58 PM (LFT) she came by again to eat until Mr. Chicken intimidated Ms. Carpet on 2:05 PM (LFT) causing her to fall back to the other side of him, looking scared and adorable so she had to make a tactical retreat. She once again returned on 4:46 PM (LFT) and ate for 5 minutes before leaving very slowly.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Ms. Carpet's first time at the feeder looking curious
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Ms Carpet's view of her whole body
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Ms Carpet examining food after a long awaited return
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Ms Carpet from above
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Ms Carpet at feeder
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Ms. Carpet breaking the feasting record by eating for 30 whole minutes.
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Ms. Carpet depressed about being an athlete and having a full time job