Mr. Chicken
 Mr. Chicken's Face | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Piss II, Mr. Balls, Mr. Turkey |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with Medium White Spotting |
| Sex | Intact Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Rotisserie chicken, cannibal, getting beat up by Mr. Piss, Gangster |
| Appearance | His flexibility makes him resemble that of a chicken |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
Mr. Chicken is an orange and white cat from Happy Canteen. He gets his name from his strange chicken-like shape and his tendency to lose fights. He has been a victim of Mr. Piss's attacks. Despite this, he is a member of the Piss Alliance.
Behavior
Sometimes he is referred to as "Mr. Balls" by English speakers, as he is not neutered and regularly flashes his balls right into the back camera. He gets along well with other cats (other than Mr. Piss) and tends to avoid conflict. However, due to his several altercations with other cats, it was observed that his former docile behavior is just a facade to his real bloodthirsty nature.
Appearance
Mr. Chicken is a bicolor orange tabby. He is orange with a white underside. He has a faint white stripe on his neck and a clear white stripe along his right thigh. A small patch of white fur can also be seen on the side of his face. He assumes a chicken-like formation whilst eating from the feeder.
Sightings
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February 2024
- February 13, 2024: Mr. Chicken was seen once around 09:35 PM (LFT).
- February 17, 2024: Mr. Chicken was again seen around 06:10 PM (LFT). He was also seen feasting upon the Mount Kibble that had been dispensed earlier.
- February 20, 2024: Around 08:20 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken pissed into the food (technically sprayed), earning him the nickname "Mr. Piss II". Ms. Chunky witnessed the event before immediately going for the food herself. Later that day, Mr. Chicken was sighted with a fresh scar next to his left eye, possibly from a fight.
March 2024
- March 01, 2024: At 12:00 AM (LFT) he came by for a meal.
- March 04, 2024: At 06:49 AM (LFT), He is seen entering the feeder as Ms. Chunky growls at him, until she eventually leaves 3-4 minutes later.
- March 09, 2024: At around 11:35 AM (LFT) he entered and ate for 5 minutes.
- March 12, 2024: seen at 08:18 PM (LFT) eating chicken treats while having bits of the treats on his forehead and left at 8:25pm
- March 13, 2024: Seen eating at 05:00 AM (LFT) and leaving with chicken bits on his head and left showing his large balls.
- March 15, 2024:
- Mr. Chicken appeared at 05:40 PM (LFT) and ate for a few minutes and then left swishing his tail furiously.
- At 11:34 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken appeared and fervently ate kibbles. He assumed the iconic chicken pose for about four minutes and then left.
- March 17, 2024: At 02:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Bald sprinted away after being confronted, so he went up and began munching for a while. No chicken pose this time.
- March 18, 2024: At 11:14 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken would appear about a minute after Mr. Bald left. Only eating for 2 minutes as well. It seems like something about the Happy Canteen was cursed at this time.
- March 19, 2024 At 08:54 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken Would appear for about 6 minutes and eat while Mr. Chunky watched, Mr. Chicken would leave and Mr. Chunky would take over the munching.
- March 20, 2024: At 02:12 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate at the feeder for around 7 minutes. He seemed very concerned by the bottom right corner. As he left, he stopped to stare at the corner again, and Mr. Bald peeked in. Mr. Chicken meowed at him before he left. He also flashed his balls at the camera, as per usual. Shameless.
- Later that day at 06:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen munchin on some kibble, in his usual chicken pose. No ball flashing was present this time when he left at 06:18 PM (LFT).
- March 23, 2024: At around 06:21 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was spotted at the feeder, desiring nourishment. He ate kibble and snacks for 5 minutes with little hassle, besides occasionally being snacked, gaining a light frosting to his head. However, once finished, we saw crucial evidence of Mr. Chicken living up to his other name, Mr. Piss II. Following in the footsteps of infamous Mr. Piss, he turned around and unleashed his wrath upon the feeder. Although a short event, we can only dread to think of what horrors he may unleash in the future, with Mr. Piss' influence by his side. May we be saved from his ultimate wrath.
April 2024
- April 02 2024: Mr. Chicken eats some kibble after scaring Mr. Island away.
- April 04, 2024: At 02:07 and 03:18 (LFT), Mr. Chicken arrived to the feeder to enjoy some snacks for a few minutes.
- At Around 01:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate some snacks, pissed on the tarp, then left.
- April 06, 2024: Around 08:35 (LFT), Mr. Chicken forcibly removed Ms. Pretty from the feeder, flipping her like a pancake. He then munched for a few minutes before leaving the feeder as quickly as he came.
- April 07, 2024: At around 12:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken shown up to the feeder while Ms. Rust was occupying it. After a hiss from Ms. Rust, she ran away in the other direction of Mr. Chicken, handing the feeder to him. Mr. Chicken enjoyed a comfy few minutes of eating and then left.
- April 08, 2024: At around 10:39 AM (LFT), during the rain, Mr. Chicken approached the feeder as Ms. Paint was in it. Ms. Paint quickly left, so Mr. Chicken took the spot and ate for five minutes before leaving too.
- April 10, 2024: At 03:02 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken slowly approached the feeder. He consumed kibble for 8 minutes before leaving.
- April 16, 2024: Arrived at 10:35 AM (LFT) and munched for about 8 minutes before leaving at 10:42 AM
- April 27, 2024: At around 05:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken walked in on Dr. Smudge and Mr. Egg. Ms. Warn snuck up from the top right, but left shortly after. The trio of white-orange cats remained in a tense situation for another several minutes. Mr. Chicken eventually lost interest, but returned shortly after, whilst Dr. Smudge was eating alone. What ensued was a very intense stand-off, Dr. Smudge growling and hissing at Mr. Chicken for several minutes. The reason for this is unknown. He was eventually scared off, sitting outside the feeder as Mr. Chicken began to eat. Eventually, at 05:36 PM (LFT), Dr. Smudge crawled back inside, stalking Mr. Chicken from behind. The rest of the encounter was tense, but peaceful. Mr. Chicken stopped eating at 05:41 PM (LFT) and left the feeder, leaving Dr. Smudge alone.
May 2024
- May 11, 2024: Arrived at 05:17 PM (LFT) and ate for 7 minutes before leaving.
- May 18, 2024: At 07:54 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken Peed on the kibble in retaliation for Mrs. Kirby threatening to hit him the whole time he was eating.
- May 28, 2024: At around 07:54 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen peacefully eating until around 07:58 (LFT).
- May 29, 2024: At around 05:40 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen munching on some kibble. He then left and proceeded to spray against the feeder.
- At 07:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken scared away an unidentified tabby cat, and ate for the following 4 minutes. Mr. Piss appeared and waited for Mr. Chicken to finish. Mr. Chicken, however, seemingly scared Mr. Piss away and kept eating. Mr. Piss soon reappeared and smacked Mr. Chicken on the head, which followed with them battling off camera.
- May 30, 2024: Around 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was seen eating from the feeder with his signature chicken-shaped loaf.
June 2024
- June 02, 2024: At 08:19 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken is seen at Happy Canteen, eating with his super long neck stretched. He left at 08:23 AM (LFT)
- June 07, 2024: At 12:45 AM (LFT), Mr Chicken was spotted eating kibble until about 00:49 AM (LFT) where he stood partly outside, clearly annoyed at something. He started meowing loudly at it for a while. The dispute went on for a while but Mr. Chicken eventually left at around 00:59 AM (LFT).
- June 7, 2024: Around 09:50 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was seen chasing Mr. Wishbone out of the feeder before peacefully eating for a few minutes.
- June 8, 2024: Mr. Chicken was seen eating for a few minutes around 8:03 AM (LFT)
- June 13, 2024: At 5:52 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen eating food for less than 2 minutes.
- June 13, 2024: Mr. Chicken was seen eating at around 5:55 PM (LFT)
- June 18, 2024: At around 9:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen eating for a few minutes before flashing his balls to the camera while leaving.
- June 23, 2024: At around 05:06 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was spotted in the feeder enjoying some leftover snacks and kibbles. After a few minutes, he turned his back on the feeder and pissed on it, declaring his plan on taking the top seat of the Piss Alliance after Mr. Fresh vacated the spot.
- June 27, 2024: At 07:41 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken feasted on the feeder for several minutes. Then, he did his pissing ritual on cam. It is an enigma how cats can still eat with all that Mr. Chicken stank.
- June 28, 2024: At 03:52 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken munched on kibble for 5 minutes. While he was eating, he got covered in freeze-dried crumbs.
- June 29, 2024: At 11:26 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken munched on kibble for 5 minutes. He pissed on the feeder, asserting dominance.
July 2024
- July 08, 2024: Around 09:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate vigorously at the feeder, with what looked to be a bee sting above his left eye. At 09:22 AM, some sort of industrial equipment was heard faintly buzzing in the background, which startled him from his meal. He looked around confused, before exiting the feeder at 09:23 AM, flashing the camera on his way out. At 09:24 AM, growling and fighting was heard outside the feeder, likely between Mr. Chicken and another cat.
- July 18, 2024: At around 06:40 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken scared Ms. Puke away with his presence and proceeded to have a little nibble on the kibble, before leaving shortly after.
- July 28, 2024: Mr. Chicken was seen eating around 10:50 AM (LFT). While leaving, only his tail in frame, he was heard yowling angrily at another unidentified cat.
October
- October 3, 2024: Mr. Chicken was summoned to the feeder at 11:09 PM (LFT). He appeared quite hungry, having a major monch at the food in the feeder. He left at 11:16 PM (LFT).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Chicken (right) peacefully eating beside Mr. Wishbone (left).
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Mr. Chicken sighted on 14 February 2024. The picture shows the lack of fur around his throat.
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Mr. Chicken eating.
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Mr. Chicken eating
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Mr. Chicken showing why he is also known as Mr. Balls.
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Chilling: moments before Mr. Chicken followed in Mr. Piss' footsteps
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the chicken pose at a slightly different angle
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Mr. Chicken eating with food on him.
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Mr. Chicken morphing into an eldrich being in front of our very eyes.
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Mr. Chicken rizzing up the ladies
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Mr. Chicken skipping the line ft. Ms. Loop and Mr. Wishbone
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His tail got stuck on the yellow orb
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Mr. Chicken chasing out a cat that called him ugly
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