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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The innocent face of Gluttony|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Rare. Usually shows up once a day to once every few days|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=9:30 PM EST on February 5th 2024|}}
{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy)
Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}}


[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile]]
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]
[[File:TGB reappears at the feeder to display his gluttony.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.]]
'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]].


'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st and 2nd Weekly Poll.'' 
His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024.


His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over '''18,750 times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Mrs. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Mrs. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.
 
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched '''over 3000+''' '''times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Ms. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Ms. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.


The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] towering over the small, [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]]]]
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]]


== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. Despite being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking.
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address  other competitors around him. However, although  being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders  find it impossible.  


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail.
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.  
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of the Gluttonous beast, showing their back.|none]]
== Notable sightings ==
[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]
 
* '''February 5th, 2024:''' He was first spotted on 9:30 PM EST, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 10 PM EST. The same day, his third sighting was on 9:25 PM EST, where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Ms. Kirby]].
* '''February 7th, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 9 PM EST, he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]].
* '''February 8th, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 PM CST, he ate for around 13 minutes.
 
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.|left]]
 
* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his turn and he ate for15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.
* '''February 10th, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, [[Ms. Kirby|slapping Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 11th, 2024:''' On the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]]


In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]]


== Sightings ==
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=== February 2024 ===
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[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]]
* '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].
* '''February 07, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]].
* '''February 08, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes.


* '''February 13th, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh feeder.
*'''February 09, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10:00 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB  ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.
* '''February 14th, 2024:''' Around 11PM-12AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
* '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 17th, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
* '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]]
* '''February 21st, 2024:''' Around 1:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 19 minutes.
* '''February 13, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]].
* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' Around 11:30 PM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
* '''February 27th, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure Mr. Crunch wasn't around to stop him.
* '''February 17, 2024:''' Around 10:05 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].
* '''February 23, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (LFT) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
* '''February 27, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him.
* '''March 5th, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
* '''March 7th, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].
 


[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]]
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=== March 2024 ===
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* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 07:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' Around 09:05 AM (LFT), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]] was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.
* '''March 20, 2024:''' Around 08:48 AM (LFT), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around,  then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by [[Mrs. Kirby]] and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.
* '''March 24, 2024:''' Took over the feeder from [[Ms. Camo]] at about 01:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.
* '''March 25, 2024:''' Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…
* '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT).
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.
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=== April 2024 ===
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* '''April 01, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 09:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.
* '''April 04, 2024:''' At approximately 09:14 PM (LFT), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 09:19 PM (LFT).
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At around 11:30 AM (LFT) The Gluttonous Beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.
* '''April 14, 2024:''' At around 08:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on [[Mr. Chicken]] feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.
* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.
* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes
* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being.
* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.
[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]]
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=== May 2024 ===
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT).
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon.
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File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]].
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
File:TGB.png|The beast himself
File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.
File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch.
File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
File:GluttonyBeast Fresh.png|The glutton imitates [[Mr. Fresh]] on March 4th, 2024. Little success.
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.
File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.
File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.
File:The beast sighting.png|TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March
File:Tgbislarge.png|As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before
File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know.
File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over
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The Gluttonous Beast

The Kibble Destroyer
Other name(s) Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated + debunked)
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern
Sex Male
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.
Personality Hungry, Very Hungry
First known sighting

January 30, 2024

5:18 PM (LFT)
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Unknown
Partner None
Children None
Other

Mrs. Kirby (Arch enemy)

Rivalry with Ms. Beetle


The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with
The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.

The Gluttonous Beast (also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder.

His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024.

The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over 18,750 times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Mrs. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Mrs. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast.

The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.

Mr. Piss (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast

Behavior

The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders find it impossible.

Appearance

The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds (eye discharge). He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.

In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).

The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.

Sightings

February 2024

A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. (Ms. Puke and Mr. One)
  • February 05, 2024: At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
  • February 06, 2024: At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of Mrs. Kirby.
  • February 07, 2024: At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, Mr. One and Ms. Puke.
  • February 08, 2024: At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes.
  • February 09, 2024: Before his sixth appearance on 10:00 AM (LFT), Ms. Puke and Ms. Sleepy let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to Mr. Snoob showed up and he got disrupted.
  • February 10, 2024: He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping Ms. Kirby and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
  • February 11, 2024: In the morning, he was assaulted by Mr. Crunch.
  • February 13, 2024: He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh's Feeder.
  • February 14, 2024: Around 11:30 PM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
  • February 17, 2024: Around 10:05 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. Mr. Fresh was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
  • February 23, 2024: At 10:54 AM (LFT) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by Mr. Anxiety. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
  • February 27, 2024: At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure Mr. Crunch wasn't around to stop him.
Ms. Puke and Ms. Sleepy eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.

March 2024

  • March 02, 2024: At 07:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by Ms. Kirby.
  • March 04, 2024: Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
  • March 05, 2024: Around 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
  • March 07, 2024: Around 09:05 AM (LFT), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
  • March 08, 2024: Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by Mr. Beef, then promptly left the feeder.
  • March 09, 2024: Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming Mount Kibble.
  • March 11, 2024: Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by Ms. Rust and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, Ms. Croissant was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), Dr. Smudge came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away.
  • March 15, 2024: Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after Mr. Anxiety finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when Dr. Smudge appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of Mount Snack before satiating his hunger upon the towering Mount Kibble. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
  • March 18, 2024: Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as Mr. Piss approached the feeder.
  • March 20, 2024: Around 08:48 AM (LFT), TGB arrived at the Happy Canteen taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by Mrs. Kirby and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.
  • March 24, 2024: Took over the feeder from Ms. Camo at about 01:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.
  • March 25, 2024: Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…
  • March 29, 2024: At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT).
  • March 31, 2024: At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on Ms. Princess's dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.

April 2024

  • April 01, 2024: TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat.
  • April 02, 2024: At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.
  • April 03, 2024: At 09:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.
  • April 04, 2024: At approximately 09:14 PM (LFT), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 09:19 PM (LFT).
  • April 12, 2024: At around 11:30 AM (LFT) The Gluttonous Beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.
  • April 14, 2024: At around 08:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on Mr. Chicken feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.
  • April 21, 2024: At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for Ms. Warn to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.
  • April 23, 2024: At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes
  • April 24, 2024: At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured Mt. Kibble and Mt. Snibble for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until Mr. Cool Cucumber arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being.
  • April 29, 2024: Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while Mrs. Kirby was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
  • April 30, 2024: Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist Mr. Janitor's quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when Mr. Crunch decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.
TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling Mrs. Kirby

May 2024

  • May 02, 2024: Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while Dr. Smudge was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by Mr. Chicken at 01:30 (LFT).
  • May 09, 2024: At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

  • The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.

    The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.

  • The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.

    The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.

  • The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)

    The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)

  • The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.

    The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.

  • I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.

    I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.

  • The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.

    The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.

  • (GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.

    (GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.

  • TGB is diligently cleaning canned food

    TGB is diligently cleaning canned food

  • The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2

    The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2

  • TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.

    TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.

  • TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.

    TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.

  • The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.

    The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.

  • The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.

    The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.

  • The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.

    The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.

  • TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.

    TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.

  • TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March

    TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March

  • As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before

    As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before

  • TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know.

    TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know.

  • The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over

    The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over

 List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats
(list)

Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy
Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle
Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken
Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch
Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo
Ms. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby
Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous
Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty
Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy
Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas
Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast

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(list)

5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen
GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House

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