File:Mrs. Kirby is watching you.png| Mrs. Kirby is watching you (she knows what you did)
File:Mrs. Kirby is watching you.png|Mrs. Kirby is watching you (she knows what you did)
File:The voices came back.gif|The voices came back (GIF)
File:The voices came back.gif|The voices came back (GIF)
File:Kirby smacking goobert.gif|[[Goobert]] gets clobbered by Kirby (GIF)
File:Kirby smacking goobert.gif|[[Goobert]] gets clobbered by Kirby (GIF)
File:Oh god what happened to kirby.png|the possesion of Mrs.kirby (scary alert)
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Revision as of 16:31, 28 April 2024
Mrs. Kirby
Mrs. Kirby herself
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Coat
Calico
Sex
Female
Rarity
Common
Occupation
Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat) Being a cutie.
Appearance
Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.
Personality
Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)
First known sighting
February 4th (most likely)
Relations
Parents
Unknown
Siblings
Unknown
Partner
Currently unknown
Children
Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth
Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown.
Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like Mr. Snack does.Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.
Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."
Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.
Sightings
February 7th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.
February 8th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.
February 9th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Ms. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
February 10th, 2024:The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
February 22nd, 2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
February 23rd, 2024: At 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
February 24th, 2024: At 1:16 AM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also the same day at 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something.
February 25th, 2024: Around 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder.
February 27th, 2024: Around 1:14 AM CST (feeder time), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 6:42 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then left.
February 28th, 2024: At 10:31 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed and ate for around 5 minutes then left.
February 29th, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (Local cam time), She shows up when Mr. Doom is eating, and waits patiently while he finishes his meal. Mr. Doom hisses at her, then continues to eat, then he leaves.
March 1st, 2024: At 12:31 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up while Mr. Dot was eating, she meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day at 11:49 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Dr. Smudge to finish his meal.
March 2nd, 2024: At 4:28 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by Goobert while waiting for him to finish eating.
March 4th, 2024: Around 5:39 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with Mr. Beef, who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
March 5th, 2024: Around 12:52 AM (CST), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity currently unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
March 8th, 2024: Around 4:08 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble.
March 8th, 2024: Around 9:32 AM (local feeder time), she'd chase Mr. Sleepy out of the feeder to eat.
March 8th, 2024: Around 7:10 PM (local feeder time), She threatened Mr. Airplane who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking him when Mr. Fluff showed up to punch Mr. Airplane.
March 9th, 2024: Around 7:16 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by Mr. Beef, but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened Ms. Chess and prevented her from going inside.
March 12th, 2024: Around 7:46 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby ate a little Kibble and chicken snacks. Sat for a bit and left
March 14th, 2024: at around 9:14 PM (CST) Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes then left at 9:19 PM
March 17th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (local feeder time), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (local feeder time).
March 20th, 2024: Arriving to scare off Mr. Fat at 8:56 AM (local feeder time), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 9:04 AM.
March 23rd, 2024: At 5:53 PM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after Mr. Croissant, waited a moment, and then smacked him. He flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground.
March 24th, 2024: At around 00:00 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 00:08
Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)
March 24th, 2024: At around 4:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with Dr. Smudge, including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving.
March 26th, 2024: At 5:10PM (local time), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble.
April 1, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens.
April 3, 2024: At around 12:30 PM (local time), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out.
April 6, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM
April 12th, 2024: At 8:45 AM (CST) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the Happy Canteen feeder.
April 17th, 2024: At around 4:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving.
April 18th, 2024: At around 2:52 AM (CST) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 3:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat presumed to be Mr Croissant
Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thoughtApril 19th, 2024: At around 12:57 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 5:53 PM (LFT).
April 25th, 2024: At around 1:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked Ms. Chess while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving.
April 27th, 2024: At 1:20 AM (LFT) (Weird coincidence) Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by Mr. Egg, before leaving.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.) (LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
