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The Gluttonous Beast
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The Kibble Destroyer
Other name(s)	Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated)
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern
Sex	Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.
Personality	Hungry, Very Hungry
First known sighting	February 5th, 2024 9:30 PM (EST)
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	Hates Mrs. Kirby

The Gluttonous Beast (also called as Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder. He won as the Most Favorite Cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll, before dropping to 2nd place in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.

His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.

The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched over 3000+ times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Mrs. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Mrs. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast.

The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.

Mr. Piss (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast

Behavior

The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders find it impossible.

Appearance

The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds (eye discharge). He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.

In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).

The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.

Notable sightings

A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats Mr. Puke and Mr. One

February 5th, 2024: The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
February 6th, 2024: In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of Mrs. Kirby.
February 7th, 2024: In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, Mr. One and Mr. Puke.
February 8th, 2024: In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he ate for around 13 minutes.

Mr. Puke and Mr. Sleepy eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.

February 9th, 2024: Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), Mr. Puke and Mr. Sleepy let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to Mr. Snoob showed up and he got disrupted.
February 10th, 2024: He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping Ms. Kirby and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
February 11th, 2024: On the morning, he was assaulted by Mr. Crunch.

February 13th, 2024: He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh's Feeder.
February 14th, 2024: Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
February 17th, 2024: On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. Mr. Fresh was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
February 23rd, 2024: At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by Mr. Anxiety. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
February 27th, 2024: At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure Mr. Crunch wasn't around to stop him.
March 2nd, 2024: At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by Ms. Kirby.
March 4th, 2024: Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
March 5th, 2024: Around 08:01 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
March 7th, 2024: Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
March 8th, 2024: Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by Mr. Beef, then promptly left the feeder.
March 9th, 2024: Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming Mount Kibble.

March 11th, 2024: Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by Ms. Rust and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, Mr. Croissant was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), Dr. Smudge came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.
March 15th, 2024: Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after Mr. Anxiety finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when Dr. Smudge appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of Mount Snack before satiating his hunger upon the towering Mount Kibble. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
March 18th, 2024: Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as Mr. Piss approached the feeder.
March 20th, 2024: Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the Happy Canteen taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by Mrs. Kirby and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.
March 24th, 2024: Took over the feeder from Ms. Camo at about 1:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.
March 25th, 2024: Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…
March 29th, 2024: At roughly 11:01 AM (local feeder time), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.
March 31st, 2024: At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on Ms. Princess's dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.
April 1st, 2024: TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (local feeder time), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat
April 2nd, 2024: At 12:32 PM (local feeder time), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.
April 3rd, 2024: At 9:15 PM (local feeder time), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.
April 4th, 2024: At approximately 9:14 PM (local feeder time), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 9:19 PM.
April 12th, 2024: At around 11:30 AM (CST) The Gluttonous beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.
April 14th, 2024: At around 8:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on Mr. Chicken feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.
April 21, 2024: At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for Ms. Warn to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.
April 23, 2024: At 11:53PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes
April 24, 2024: At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 8:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured Mt. Kibble and Mt. Snibble for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until Mr. Cool Cucumber arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being
April 29, 2024: Around 12:00 AM (LTF) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while Mrs. Kirby was munching. In a (literally) stunning maneuver the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
April 30, 2024: Around 11 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist Mr. Janitor's quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when Mr. Crunch decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scarred TGB away. Poor little guy.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.
The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.
The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.
(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.
TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.
The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.
TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.
TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March
As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before
TGB is as big as a barn

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo Ms. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House
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