Brother Valentine

Brother Valentine

Brother Valentine looking around
Other name(s)	Mr. Frog, Mr. Heart, Val (Short for Valentine), Mr. Balls, Mr. Rizz, President Valentine
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Brown Tabby
Sex	Male
Rarity	Legendary
Occupation	Disciple of Brother Calm and monk of the two paws. part of the wise four
Appearance	An almost completely brown tabby cat with minuscule white markings
Personality	Chillest chill that ever chilled
First known sighting	March 11, 2024, 10:57 AM (LFT)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	Seems to be friendly with Mr. Piss…

Brother Valentine first appeared at the Happy Canteen feeder. He is a brown tabby cat and is a very expressive lad. His first appearance was on March 11, 2024, 10:57 AM (LFT)

Behavior

Brother Valentine is quite bold and completely unbothered by other cats. He is known for his mellow demeanor. When other cats smell him, they draw back and sometimes run away—perhaps because his aura exudes such strong energy that it's overwhelming to be in his presence. Brother Valentine spends most of his time searching for the fabled Brother Calm, his mentor, and only stops to eat for 5 minutes maximum as not to delay his search. He is able to disengage combat and even prevent it from happening in the first place as he is seen eating with Mr. Piss, one of the most aggressive cats.

Appearance

Brother Valentine is a brown mackerel tabby cat. He doesn't seem to have much white spotting, and has big round eyes. He also has a distinct heart shaped marking on the left side of his back.

Top View of Brother Valentine

Sightings

March 2024

• March 11, 2024: Brother Valentine has been seen twice, both times on the same night. First appearing when Ms. Takeout was enjoying some kibble and startled her by just walking into the feeder, Ms. Takeout took out and he proceeded to go in and eat, generally pretty calm but felt the need to flash the camera for a bit.
• March 12, 2024: The Trials of Brother Valentine.
• March 20, 2024: Brother Valentine was seen at 02:32 AM (LFT). He ate for only 3 minutes, then left.

April 2024

• April 24, 2024: After a long time Brother Valentine has returned to feast for about 7 minutes before heading back on his adventures yet again.

May 2024

• May 06, 2024: Presumably Brother Valentine has returned to have a feast for about 5 minutes, then he left for one of Brother's bizarre adventures.
• May 07, 2024: Brother Valentine appears, before being scared off by another cat (possibly Mr. Butter) at about 03:14 AM (LFT).

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

The Trials of Brother Valentine

Brother Valentine received the title of Brother Valentine after demonstrating extraordinary patience and tranquility in the face of the tempting vices of Mt. Kibble and several provocations from other cats for two hours. During this time, he demonstrated himself a worthy disciple of the teachings of Brother Calm.

On March 12, 2024, Brother Valentine appeared at around 09:45 AM (LFT) while Mr. Piss was eating. Mr. Piss growled at him, but Brother Valentine remained unprovoked and, in a show of peace, began to eat alongside Mr. Piss instead. He ate for around three to five minutes before Mr. Piss left, then proceeded to eat for a few more minutes before being interrupted by Mr. Beef, who opposed him a bit before backing off and leaving. Brother Valentine loafed on the platform and peacefully stared off into the distance.

Ms. Chunky appeared shortly afterwards and cautiously approached the feeder but was startled away by a noise. Mr. Valentine then peacefully slept for around 45 minutes, remaining completely unperturbed by the kibble and snacks being dispensed, before Ms. Chunky came back and growled at him. He moved out of her way but immediately went back to sleep on the platform. Ms. Chunky ate and did not disturb his slumber any further. Soon after, Brother Valentine was bitten on the neck while sleeping by Mr. Sniffles, who had come to eat, resulting in a brief spat. Brother Valentine resumed sleeping afterward.

Mr. Valentine finally left at 12:16 PM (LFT), spending two-and-a-half hours in the feeder.

Gallery

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  Brother Valentine completely geeked up at the sight of kibble.

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  Brother Valentine backing up after Mr. Airplane arrived for dinner.

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  Brother Valentine loafing

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  Brother Valentine (Right) and Mr. Piss (Left) feeding together.

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  Brother Valentine looks at an off-screen cat while loafing.

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