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In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder). | In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder). | ||
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | [[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | ||
== | == Sightings == | ||
[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]] | [[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]] | ||
* '''February 5, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | * '''February 5, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | ||
* '''February 6, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | * '''February 6, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
* '''February 7, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]]. | * '''February 7, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]]. | ||
* '''February 8, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes. | * '''February 8, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes. | ||
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]] | |||
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn. | |||
* '''February 9, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted. | * '''February 9, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted. | ||
* '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | * '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | ||
* '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | * '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | ||
* '''February 13, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | * '''February 13, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | ||
* '''February 14, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | * '''February 14, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | ||
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* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | * '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | ||
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | * '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | ||
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away. | * '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away. | ||
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | * '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. |
Revision as of 17:14, 10 May 2024
![]() The Kibble Destroyer | |
Other name(s) | Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated) |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern |
Sex | Male |
Rarity | Uncommon |
Occupation | Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers. |
Personality | Hungry, Very Hungry |
First known sighting |
January 30, 2024 5:18 PM (LFT) |
Relations | |
Parents | Unknown |
Siblings | Unknown |
Partner | None |
Children | None |
Other | Hates Mrs. Kirby |
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The Gluttonous Beast (also called as Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder. He won as the Most Favorite Cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll, before dropping to 2nd place in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.
His first appearance on the global community was at 8:30 AM LFT on February 5, 2024.
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over 18750 times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Mrs. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Mrs. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast.
The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
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Behavior
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders find it impossible.
Appearance
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds (eye discharge). He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.
In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).
![](/images/c/c2/Gluttonous_beast_back_photo.png)
Sightings
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- February 5, 2024: The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
- February 6, 2024: In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of Mrs. Kirby.
- February 7, 2024: In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, Mr. One and Mr. Puke.
- February 8, 2024: In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes.
![](/images/thumb/e/e1/Imagefam.png/300px-Imagefam.png)
- February 9, 2024: Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), Mr. Puke and Mr. Sleepy let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to Mr. Snoob showed up and he got disrupted.
- February 10, 2024: He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping Ms. Kirby and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
- February 11, 2024: In the morning, he was assaulted by Mr. Crunch.
- February 13, 2024: He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh's Feeder.
- February 14, 2024: Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
- February 17, 2024: On the morning around 10:05 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. Mr. Fresh was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
- February 23, 2024: At 10:54 AM (LFT) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by Mr. Anxiety. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
- February 27, 2024: At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure Mr. Crunch wasn't around to stop him.
- March 2, 2024: At 7:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by Ms. Kirby.
- March 4, 2024: Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
- March 5, 2024: Around 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
- March 7, 2024: Around 9:05 AM (LFT), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
- March 8th, 2024: Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by Mr. Beef, then promptly left the feeder.
- March 9th, 2024: Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming Mount Kibble.
- March 11, 2024: Around 8:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by Ms. Rust and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, Mr. Croissant was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (LFT), Dr. Smudge came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.
- March 15, 2024: Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after Mr. Anxiety finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when Dr. Smudge appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of Mount Snack before satiating his hunger upon the towering Mount Kibble. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
- March 18, 2024: Around 2:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as Mr. Piss approached the feeder.
- March 20, 2024: Around 8:48 AM (LFT), TGB arrived at the Happy Canteen taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by Mrs. Kirby and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.
- March 24, 2024: Took over the feeder from Ms. Camo at about 1:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.
- March 25th, 2024: Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…
- March 29, 2024: At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.
- March 31, 2024: At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on Ms. Princess's dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.
- April 1, 2024: TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat
- April 2, 2024: At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.
- April 3, 2024: At 9:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.
- April 4, 2024: At approximately 9:14 PM (LFT), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 9:19 PM.
- April 12, 2024: At around 11:30 AM (LFT) The Gluttonous beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.
- April 14, 2024: At around 8:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on Mr. Chicken feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.
- April 21, 2024: At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for Ms. Warn to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.
- April 23, 2024: At 11:53PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes
- April 24, 2024: At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 8:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured Mt. Kibble and Mt. Snibble for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until Mr. Cool Cucumber arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being
- April 29, 2024: Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while Mrs. Kirby was munching. In a (literally) stunning maneuver the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
- April 30, 2024: Around 11 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist Mr. Janitor's quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when Mr. Crunch decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.
- May 2, 2024: Around 1:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while Dr. Smudge was eating. TBG munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 1:05. The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 1:20 AM. He ate until he was chased off by Mr. Chicken at 1:30.
- May 9, 2024: At 8:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.
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The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
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The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
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I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.
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The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.
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(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.
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TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
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TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
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TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
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The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
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The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.
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The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.
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TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.
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TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March
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As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before
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TGB is as big as a barn