Mr. Egg

Mr. Egg

Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Orange piebald tabby
Sex	Male
Rarity	Rare
Occupation	Prostitute
Appearance	Egg-like
Personality	Defensive
First known sighting	Unknown

Mr. Egg is a cat who got his name from the shape of his back looking like an egg. However, he has been looking less round as of July 2024. He is seen at the Happy Canteen. Mr. Egg is a current member of the Bald Congress.

Behavior

Mr. Egg likes to be uninterrupted while eating, as he can be heard growling and eyeing at nearby cats. Sometimes, he will get into fights, although he has also been known to flee altercations. It seems Mr. Egg likes to choose his battles, carefully.

Appearance

Mr. Egg has a bicolor coat, with orange markings on his back that resemble North and South America. He previously had an egg-shaped body, however he has since slimmed down.

Mr. Egg's rotund shape

Sightings

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February 2024

• February 22, 2024: Mr. Egg was seen munching on kibble, briefly after Ms. Honk left the feeder.
• February 23, 2024: Seen chowing down on kibble at 01:00 PM (LFT) after Ms. Sleepy left.
• February 24, 2024: Seen feasting on some kibble. He growled at Ms. Puke while he was trying to sniff him all over.
• February 26, 2024: He apparently spooked Ms. Honk by waiting off camera for her to finish eating then feasted once she ran off.

March 2024

• March 03, 2024: At 10:26 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg was spotted feasting on the feeder.
• March 05, 2024: At 01:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg came to visit and ate until 01:22 PM (LFT)
• March 07, 2024: At 05:43 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg came to visit and ate until 05:47 AM (LFT) when the feeder started to refill.
• March 10, 2024: At around 06:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg came to visit.
• March 19, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg ate for a few minutes.
• March 26, 2024: At 08:12 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg enjoyed the kibbles for roughly 6 minutes before quickly ran away when Mr. Beef showed up.
• March 28, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg was seen munching on kibble. Ms. Paint then showed up and they started fighting.
• March 29, 2024: At 12:41 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg was spotted entering the feeder after the previous inhabitant departed. After finishing his meal 5 minutes later, he cautiously left, making way for another feline.

April 2024

• April 22, 2024: A bit after 04:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg appeared and ate his breakfast. After hearing some noise he left and was replaced by Mr. Bald.
• April 23, 2024: Just after midnight (LFT), Mr. Egg arrived and ate a late night snack for around 6 minutes, frequently looking over his left shoulder, listening for the creatures lurking in the night.
• April 27, 2024: At around 05:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg hesitantly entered the feeder to eat, whilst Dr. Smudge was there. Shortly after Mr. Egg's entrance, Mr. Chicken appeared and sniffed his butt repeatedly. Ms. Warn also snuck up from the top right, but left a few minutes later. The trio of white-orange cats remained in a tense situation for another several minutes. Mr. Egg then managed to escape the situation.
• April 29, 2024: At 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg hesitantly enters the tent, eats alone uninterrupted for approximately three minutes, and leaves.
• April 30, 2024: At approximately 07:25 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg hesitantly entered the feeder to eat breakfast just after Ms. Arrow had left. Mr. Egg ate for around 5 minutes before leaving. Ms. Paint arrived within seconds after Mr. Egg left.

May 2024

• May 06, 2024: At 09:56 PM (LFT), Mr egg was seen enjoying his snack late at night.
• May 07, 2024: Sometime right after Mrs. Kirby's great feast (circa 06:30 AM (LFT)), Mr. Egg appeared and ate what was left. He left around 06:38 AM (LFT).
• May 11, 2024: At around 9:00 pm (LFT), Mr egg was enjoying a nice and small snack
• May 13, 2024: At around 9:27 am (LFT), Mr egg was spotted leaving the feeder after a delicious meal.
• May 29, 2024: At around 15:22 PM (LFT) Mr. Egg arrived at the Happy Canteen to munch on some kibble, looking quite dirty and roughed up (presumably from a brawl with Ms. Kirby, who was also at the Happy Canteen at the time. Mr. Egg left at 15:27 (LFT) upon the arrival of (presumably) Mr. Beetle.
• May 30, 2024: at around 2:03 AM (LFT) Mr. Egg entered the feeder, intending to eat some fresh kibble, but instead he came across the puke of Ms. Puke. He started with a large bite but then he ate it all. Is he now considered a hero for clearing the puke? Or will his image forever be stained due to this disgusting deed? The world may never know.

June 2024

• June 2, 2024: At 08:45 AM (LFT). Spotted at the feeder, munching away.
• June 4, 2024: At about 3:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Egg summons himself to eat away at the Happy Canteen. At about 3:14 (LFT) he glances back to see another cat, looking disgusted before going back to munching. He is still shaped like an egg when he is loafing. At around 3:18 (LFT), he leaves.
• June 10, 2024: At 02:02 AM (LFT), he was seen eating with not much else happening.
• June 12, 2024: Around 11:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Egg made his appearance after Ms. Puke left the feeder. He was monching quite fast for an egg. He left at exactly 12: AM (LFT).

July 2024

• July 18, 2024: Mr. Egg was spotted munching at the feeder around 6:30 PM (LFT). He was quite slim this time around, his egg shape was less defined.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Mr. Egg viewed from above

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  Ms. Puke trying to get a 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 deep sniff of Mr. Egg

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  Mr. Egg on May 30, 2024. Bro deflated.

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  Mr. Egg Side Eye

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  Mr. Egg and his huge eyes

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  Mr. Egg knows what you did

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  not as egg-like this time around (July 18, 2024)

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  Mr. Egg munching (back view)

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  Mr. Egg imitating an airplane

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