Mr. Honk

Mr. Honk

Other name(s)	Phonk
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby with Medium White Spotting
Sex	Neutered Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Between Jobs, car (speculated)
Appearance	A white, black, and brown tabby
Personality	Brave, can withstand loud noises
First known sighting	February 15th, 2024 08:15 PM (LFT)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	Enemies with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Puke, and Mrs. Kirby

Mr. Honk is a cat that appeared on February 05, 2024. He got his name due to the fact that a car was heard honking in the background while he was eating.

He has been sighted at the Happy Canteen and the Auspicious Restaurant, although he tends to frequent the former.

Behavior

Mr. Honk isn't afraid of loud noises, as he wasn't frightened by the car honking, although he did get scared by the feeder.

Mr. Honk has repeatedly had beef with Ms. Sleepy, often scaring him away from the feeder. Likewise, Mr. Honk will also pick up fights with Mr. Puke and sometimes Mrs. Kirby. He is rude to many orange cats at Happy Canteen, yelling and chasing them away.

Appearance

Mr. Honk is a gray tabby and has black stripes along his back, legs, and head. His belly and paws are white, as is most of his face below his eyes, with the exception of brown markings on his muzzle and nose. The tip of his left ear has a TNR notch. He appears to be quite chunky. He is among the glossiest of all cats, and can be easily recognized by his otherworldly gleam.

Mr. Honk from above

Sightings

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February 2024

• February 05, 2024: At around 08:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Honk was first sighted. He was sighted again around an hour later.
• February 10, 2024: Mr. Honk appeared whilst an orange cat, assumed to be Mr. Normal, was eating. They both had a stand off, but then Mr. Honk accidentally fell off the platform. Humiliated, he watched with a bitter look as the cat ate and ate. Thankfully though, after the cat was finished, Mr. Honk would have her turn on the feeder; but suddenly, Mr. Beef showed up and a fight broke out. Ultimately, Mr. Honk left, as he could not catch a break.
• February 11, 2024: Mr. Honk appeared again and attacked an orange tabby cat, which forced him to leave.
• February 15, 2024: At 04:33 PM (LFT), a fight between Mrs. Kirby and Mr. Honk broke out, in which Mr. Honk gained a victory.
• February 22, 2024: He was sighted after being growled at by Mr. Island.
• February 23, 2024: At around 01:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was sighted slapping Ms. Chess once. He was sighted the same day at Auspicious Restaurant around 02:10 AM (LFT). It seems he doesn't dare return to Happy Canteen after the incident with Ms. Chess. After 3 minutes of eating, the feeder lost its power (happens often), but he was gone when the power came back on.
• February 26, 2024: At 06:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was sighted. Towards the end of his visit at the feeder, he growled at an off-screen Mr. Egg then left before he began to eat.
• February 28, 2024: At 02:00 AM (LFT), in the early hours, Mr. Honk was sighted. He spent most of this sighting eating from the feeder, enjoying the wonders that an overgrown Mt. Snibble had to offer.

March 2024

• March 1, 2024: At 12:20 PM (LFT), he was sighted eating mostly chicken, perhaps showing a slight preference for it. He appeared once more later that day, being distracted by a wild Hedgehog (possibly Mr. Sonic) seen by one of the cameras of the feeder. The hedgehog continued circling the feeder as Mr. Honk was eating, ultimately distracting him with his various hedgehog noises.
• March 06, 2024: Around 02:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was sighted at the feeder. He was keen on the chicken snacks and reached for some at the back with her paw, which he then left in the food for a bit. Later around 07:20 PM (LFT) he was seen with Ms. Sleepy and seemingly scared her away from the feeder.
• March 07, 2024: Around 02:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen hitting and growling at Mr. Wishbone while he was eating. After he successfully scared him away, he snacked on the kibble.
• March 08, 2024: Around 07:08 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen peacefully munching away at kibble and snacks.
• March 09, 2024: At 07:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was spotted taking a quick snack break for around ten minutes before quickly departing.
• March 11, 2024: At 01:55 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk ate for a few minutes, notably going into the feeder with her front paws and eating from the back of it for a few minutes before continuing to eat normally.
• March 16, 2024: At around 12:50 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk ate at the feeder, and was occasionally blessed by fresh kibble. He got all up in the camera and significantly levelled the mini Mt. Kibble that had formed.
• March 20, 2024: At around 04:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk poked his head into the feeder. This startled a tabby cat eating from the feeder. The tabby slapped Mr. Honk, causing him to retreat. He reappeared after they left, and stood inside of the feeder to eat. This caused his head to become covered in snacks. He was once again seen eating at 06:22 PM (LFT). He left at 6:25 PM (LFT), accidentally scaring off an orange cat peeking from the bottom right corner.
• March 24, 2024: At around 03:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk showed up and smacked Mr. Snoob, who had just arrived. He ran off and he munched for about 5 minutes. At around 01:38 PM (LFT), he smacked Ms. Inception away from the feeder.
• March 30, 2024: At around 11:38 AM (LFT), after being attacked by a fly upon arriving, Mr. Honk munched away for roughly five minutes.

April 2024

• April 04, 2024: At roughly 02:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk appeared in the corner of the feeder whilst another car was chowing down. He waited very patiently for the occupying feline to finish their meal before munching himself. He ate vigorously for 6 minutes, leaving at 02:31 AM (LFT).
• April 06, 2024: At roughly 08:24 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk arrived and devoured what was left of Mt. Snibble, before inspecting the feeder floor, then vacating the feeder as Ms. Pretty arrived.

May 2024

Mr. Honk with crumbs on her head

Mr. Honk making eye contact with Mr. Puke

• May 05, 2024: At roughly 12:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk started eating until he got scared from noises coming from outside. He then left after a good meal, even doing a stretch.
• May 07, 2024: At about 08:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk followed right after Mr. Dot and ate some kibble. This was followed by Ms. Texas at 08:30 AM (LFT).
• May 09, 2024: Around 08:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen waiting for The Gluttonous Beast to finish eating before he commenced.
• May 14, 2024: Around 12:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was spotted devouring kibble as Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for her to finish. At 12:17 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby started eating some kibble too.
• May 15, 2024: Around 08:45 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen coming into the feeder for some snacks for a total of 8 minutes, before leaving.
• May 26, 2024: Around 03:45 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was eating next to the tarp, which had fallen the day before, then a hedgehog gets into the tarp and scares him. This is followed by him gagging for a couple seconds and then he leaves.
• May 29, 2024: At around 04.25 PM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen munching away at kibble. He enjoyed the kibble so much that some crumbs even fell on his head while he ate. After a few minutes, he noticed and made eye contact with Mr. Puke, and leaves immediately.

June 2024

• June 2, 2024: At 11:52 AM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen at Happy Canteen, enjoying a meal for a good few minutes.
• June 12, 2024: At around 04:45 PM (LFT), Mr. Honk was spotted at Auspicious Restaurant, after around 2 weeks of being absent from Happy Canteen. He ate kibble for a while, occasionally stopping to check his surroundings, before leaving.
• June 18, 2024: At 4:00 PM (LFT) Mr. Honk was spotted eating kibble at the Happy Canteen once more, after his visit to Auspicious Restaurant and prolonged absence from the Canteen.

July 2024

• July 1, 2024: At around 11:44 AM (LFT) Mr. Honk was spotted at Auspicious Restaurant, Mr. Honk ate for five minutes then left.

August 2024

• August 9, 2024: At around 6:05 AM (LFT) Mr. Honk was seen eating and pawing at kibble.
• August 14, 2024: At around 6:50 AM (LFT) Mr. Honk and Mr. Egg got into a verbal altercation.

September 2024

• September 23, 2024: At some time around 8:40 AM (LFT) he came to the feeder and ate for a bit. He looked at the road behind him at cars multiple times, perhaps waiting for one to honk. He then got snacks on his head, but other than that he kept eating. Notably he would almost leave and then come back for another bite and repeat this process. He then left after 10 minutes of eating.
• September 25, 2024: At around 17:20 (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen eating kibble with a ravenous hunger. He then waited for a few seconds before more food was dispensed, which he dug right into.

October 2024

• October 27, 2024: At around 3:37 PM (LFT), Mr. Honk was seen eating kibble alone. Mr. Honk left after eating for a few minutes.

November 2024

• November 7, 2024: Mr. Honk was seen with Mr. Rev at about 3:14 PM (LFT). He wasn't pleased at his existence and kicked him out.
• November 26, 2024:Mr.Honk was seen eating alone at about 10:25 PM (LFT). After a few bite he went away looking very scared.

December 2024

• December 13, 2024:Mr.Honk was spotted eating between 4:35-4:39 AM (LFT).

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Munch munch munch.

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  A clearer view of Mr. Honk's face.

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  Another angle of Mr. Honk's face.

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  Top view of Mr. Honk's head. It's a little silly looking.

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  Mr. Honk staring into viewers' souls.

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  Mr. Honk stepping where he eats with no hesitation. Snacks reign above all.

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  Mr. Honk captured staring at the camera for a few solid minutes, clearly aware of our presence.

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  Mr. Honk looking absolutely devious at the viewer.

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  Mr. Honk truly amazed with the feeder going off.

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  Mr. Honk, baffled at the hostility (hiss) that he received from Mr. Rev.

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  “OOO THATS A GOOD PICTURE.”

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  Mr. Honk unamused as the feeder is in use.

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  Mr. Honk breaking the fourth wall.

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  Seen defeating Ms. Inception.

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  Mr. Honk breaking the 4th wall, again.

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  Mr. Honk staring down his prey. (run)

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  Mr. Honk looking at the messed up curtain.

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  Feel judged...

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