Mr. Crunch

Mr. Crunch

Mr. Crunch facing the camera.
Other name(s)	Mr. Patient
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Brown mackerel tabby
Sex	Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Crunching food and bullying
Appearance	Brown and white tabby coat with white underbelly and short white socks
Personality	Unpredictable, impatient, pushy
First known sighting	February 09, 2024

Mr. Crunch is a brown and white tabby cat, he got his name due to the viewers of the stream hearing his crunch and eat loudly.

He initially was known as "Ms. Crunch" due to most brown tabbies visiting the Happy Canteen feeder being female, but then he would reveal to the audience his true gender by flashing his balls on screen.

Behavior

His behavior can be unpredictable, in his most recent encounter with TGB, he has shown himself to be very patient for the first few minutes. This behavior persisted until he finally got tired of waiting and scared him away, pouncing and swiping his paws at him. In more recent times, he has shown to be dominant against other cats, he fought Mr. Fluff and Mr. Piss(?).

Appearance

Mr. Crunch is a brown and white tabby cat. He has the typical tabby markings on his face and back, while his underbelly, paws, hind legs, and chest are white. There is also white fur lining his cheeks, mouth and eyes.

There are markings on the back of his coat that looks similar to the specific Greek alphabet symbol, Omega (Ω). This marking is only shared by one unidentified cat seen on Mr. Snack's feeder on the night of the February 02, 2024 (picture to be added)

The best way to know if it's the real Mr. Crunch is to look for a dot inside the omega symbol.

Sightings

February 2024

• February 10, 2024: Mr. Crunch got in a fight with TGB, scaring him away, then he was scared off by Mr. Beef who was letting his partner, Ms. Chess have a turn on the feeder.

March 2024

• March 01, 2024: At 12:37 AM (LFT) Mr. Crunch took Mrs. Kirby's spot at the feeder, he also did a cute meow before gorging into Mt. Kibble.
• March 07, 2024: At 11:02 PM (LFT) Mr. Crunch entered the feeder after Ms. Loop with an unknown orange cat (possibly Mr. Piss). They had a short standoff, which Mr. Crunch won as he began eating. However Mr Crunch was constantly disturbed by a cat outside, which prompted him to death stare the camera.
• March 09, 2024: At 04:54 AM (LFT) feeder time Mr. Crunch entered a fight with Mr. Fluff. Mr. Crunch competed for the feeder with Mr. Fluff. When Mr. Fluff took action to eat, Mr. Crunch would even throw a punch at Mr. Fluff. Unfortunately for him, he fell off the platform like fellow brown tabby, Ms. Honk, and had to surrender.
• March 14, 2024: At 01:50 PM (LFT), he scared away Mr. Halo who was loafing at the food dispenser and growling at him. He began to crunch loudly eating the kibble.
• March 16, 2024: At 12:01 AM (LFT) feeder time, after waiting a few minutes for Mr. Beetle to finish, he jumped into the feeder to eat and was blasted by a kibble whale.
• March 18, 2024: At 11:06 PM (LFT) feeder time, Mr. Crunch appeared and ate for about 3 minutes, leaving rather quickly.

• March 23, 2024: At 01:05 AM (LFT), Mr. Crunch scared off Mr. Butter and took his place at the feeder

April 2024

• April 09, 2024: Mr. Crunch was spotted at 04:46 PM (LFT). He looked over his shoulder frequently, looking uneasy, as an unidentified orange peered in under the tarp. He ate for about 7 minutes and left.
• April 16, 2024: At 10:47 PM (LFT) Mr. Crunch was seen entering the feeder, eating for around 3 minutes and cautiously leaving.
• April 17, 2024: Mr. Crunch came to visit at 08:53 AM (LFT). He ate quickly and left at 8:58 AM.
  

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Mr. Crunch as seen from above.

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  A picture of the incident. TGB seems to be intimidated by Mr. Crunch.

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  Mr. Crunch getting impatient due to the amount of time TGB is taking to eat.

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  Mr. Crunch attacks TGB, scaring him away from the feeder.

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  Mr. Crunch attacking TGB. (Click to view GIF.)

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  Mr. Crunch death stares the camera. He is bothered by an unknown cat (possibly Mr. Piss).

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  Crunch smacking Mr. Fluff, attempting to assert dominance.

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  Mr. Crunch bares his breadth before the feeder.

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