Mrs. Chunky
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| Other name(s) | Mr. Fish |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Brown Tabby |
| Sex | presumably female |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | growls while eating |
| Appearance | Hefty brown tabby with distinct stripes on her forehead |
| Personality | prefers to eat alone, kind of mean |
| First known sighting | February 5th, 2024 |
Ms. Chunky is a heavy-built brown tabby cat from the Happy Canteen feeder station. She is noted for spending long stretches of time eating kibble.
Most would call her a large car, but some would even dare to call her a jeep. This is despite the fact that at some point, Mrs. Kirby almost overtook her title of being the fattest female cat, though this was only due to her being pregnant and not through genuine gluttony.
Behavior
Ms. Chunky is very territorial over the feeder, regularly growling while eating. She often backs away from the bowl to hiss and growl at cats trying to get close.
Appearance
Ms. Chunky is a brown tabby with numerous stripes. You can recognize her by her fatness, her dot below her 2nd set of stripes and the M shape on her forehead - a signifying feature. She tends to get mixed up with Mr. Crunch.
Sightings
- February 6th, 2024: At 10:43 AM CST, Ms. Chunky entered the Happy Canteen. She was seen attempting to attack Mount Snack, before leaving 5 minutes later.
- February 9th, 2024: At 11:19 AM CST, Ms. Chunky was once again recorded audibly growling at another cat not seen on the feeder camera.
- February 12th, 2024: She appeared again at 10:36 AM CST, growling at Ms. Inception until she left. She was growling most of the time she was eating.
- February 13th, 2024: She appeared again at 10:55 UTC, hissing at Mr. Fluff until he left. She then appeared later on at 15:50 CET, eating and take refuge from the loud fireworks that scare her. She appeared again at 5:40 WST on February 16th, eating a good chunk out of Mt. Snibble and growling at Ms. Pretty , who entered to eat after Ms. Chunky left.
- February 18th, 2024: At 13:46 CST, she appeared again, fed like 2 minutes but after the feedtime, she moved the blanket.
- February 20th, 2024: Around 8:20 AM (local camera time) Mr. Chicken sprayed on the food, Ms. Chunky witnessed this event but still ate from the food.
- February 23rd, 2024: Around 1:40 AM (local camera time), she is seen eating from the feeder while being watched by Mr. Wishbone
- February 28th, 2024: Around 5:28 CST, she is seen eating from the feeder alone.
- March 4th, 2024: She was seen around 6:49 PM EST Eating, and growling at Mr. Chicken entering the feeder, until she showed mercy and left.
- March 7th, 2024: She was seen devouring all food in her vicinity around 1:38 PM EST cautiously observing and then leaving Mr Fresh’s feeder.
- March 9th. 2024: Ms. Chunky was spotted around 7:31 AM growling as she gobbled up a whole lot of food.
- March 10th, 2024: Ms. Chunky visited at 5:10 PM while growling a little at something unseen.
- March 11th, 2024: Ms. Chunky appeared at 20:22 PM, and leave at 20:26 PM (local feeder time).
- March 13th, 2024: Ms. Chunky was spotted eating at around 9:07 PM and left at around 9:11 PM (local feeder time).
- March 14th, 2024: Ms. Chunky was spotted eating around 11:59 AM CST, looking chunky as usual.
- March 15th, 2024: Ms. Chunky was spotted again at 9:05 A.M. PST, eating heartily. Mr. Beetle showed up, patiently waiting for his turn to eat, and Ms. Chunky eventually left.
- March 18th, 2024: Spotted at 3:30 AM (Local feeder time)
- March 19th, 2024: Around 4:45 PM (Local feeder time), Ms. Chunky visited a tragically empty feeder. However, she rapidly evolved, growing her giant galaxy brain so large that she figured out how to use her paw to knock some kibble down from the feeder chute. We remain in awe of her intellect.
- March 19th, 2024: Around 8:58 am (EST) Mr. Chunky was spotted watching Mr. Chicken eating, shortly after Mr. Chicken left Mr. Chunky started munching on kibble on and off before leaving at 9:12am (EST)
- March 20th, 2024: At 10:07 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Bald was eating kibble when Ms. Chunky began poking her head around the corner. After 2 minutes of a staredown, Ms. Chunky climbed fully into the feeder. Mr. Bald quickly ran away, allowing Ms. Chunky to take over. She began taking several large munches of Kibble. After about 5 minutes of Kibble, she began treating herself to a desert of large munches of treats. She left at 10:21 AM after hissing at Goobert shortly after he arrived.
- March 22nd, 2024: Ms. Chunky visited the feeder shortly after Mr. Lung at 12:48 AM, (Local feeder time).
- March 31st, 2024: At 00:50 (LFT), after being angrily meowed at by Mr. Island, Ms. Chunky swooped in and ate for roughly three minutes.
- May 7th, 2024: At 5:13 (LFT), she swooped in and ate real quick before immediately leaving.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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An above view of Ms. Chunky
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Side view of Ms. Chunky
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Ms. Chunky eating
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Ms. Chunky giving a delightful look.
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Ms. Chunky pissed off with Brother Valentine
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Ms. Chunky booping the camera (click to see gif)
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Ms. Chunky defending the kibble with her laser vision
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Ms. Chunky’s mind grew three sizes this day as she beheld the feeder chute
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Ms. Chunky and her gigantic brain claim a prize of kibble from the otherwise empty feeder
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