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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waste|appearance=Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at|personality=Sassy and pissy|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=Ms. Angel|other_relations=In the Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh. bitch|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
'''Mr. Piss''' was an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.
'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.  


He won as the '''4th most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) 2nd Weekly Fan Poll''
As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times.
 
He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''


== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
He was a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He was sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss was also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.
His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.
 
Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
He was mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what was unique about him was that he was completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also, his right ear has a scar that has been mistaken for a TNR ear-tip.
He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).


Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.


[[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]
[[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]
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== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==


* '''February 8th, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
=== February 2024 ===
* '''February 13th, 2024''' around 19:11 (CET) approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating
* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
* '''March 1st, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time
* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
 
=== March 2024 ===
* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
 
* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
* '''March 09, 2024:''' At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  [[Mr. Bean]] had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
* '''March 21, 2024:''' At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
 
=== April 2024 ===
* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.


* '''March 6th, 2024''': At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder
=== '''May 2024''' ===
* '''March 7th, 2024:''' At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
* '''March 13th, 2024:''' At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
* '''March 14th, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.


* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.


{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
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It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.   
It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.   


However, the community has now decided that [[Fresh Impostor]] is indeed [[Mr. Piss]]. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss was the same cat as [[Mr. Brawl]].  
However, the community has now decided that [[Fresh Impostor]] is indeed [[Mr. Piss]]. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as [[Mr. Brawl]].  


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
</gallery>{{Cat Footer}}
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|thumb|154x154px|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
</gallery>
{{HCCF}}
[[Category:Cats]]
[[Category:Cats]]
[[Category:Males]]
[[Category:Orange]]
[[Category:Orange]]

Revision as of 17:33, 20 May 2024

Mr. Piss
Other name(s) Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh. bitch
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby
Sex Male
Rarity Uncommon (1 in 4)
Occupation Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.
Appearance Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at.
Personality Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl
First known sighting February 8th, 2024
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Unknown
Partner Ms. Angel
Children None
Other In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too

Mr. Piss, the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.

As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times.

He won as the 2nd most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)

Behavior

His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.

Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.

Appearance

He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.

Comparison of Mr. Piss and Fresh Impostor

Sightings

February 2024

  • February 08, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
  • February 14, 2024: At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating.

March 2024

  • March 01, 2024: At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
  • March 06, 2024: At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
  • March 07, 2024: At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
  • March 09, 2024: At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
  • March 13, 2024: At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
  • March 14, 2024: At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
  • March 21, 2024: At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
  • March 21, 2024: At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.
  • March 25 2024: At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.

April 2024

  • April 02, 2024: Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
  • April 03, 2024: Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. Ms. Camo was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
  • April 10, 2024: Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably Ms. Kirby who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.

May 2024

  • May 09, 2024: At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Catspiracy Theory

It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.

It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.

However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.

Gallery

  • Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar

    Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar

  • Another look at his ear

    Another look at his ear

  • Mr. Piss' face

    Mr. Piss' face

  • Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath

    Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath

  • Mr. Piss' top view

    Mr. Piss' top view

  • Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy

    Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy

  • Mr. Piss mogs.

    Mr. Piss mogs.

  • Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes

    Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes

  • Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)

    Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)

  • Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

    Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

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Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle
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Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag
Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous
Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty
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