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* '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT). | * '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT). | ||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving. | * '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving. | ||
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* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes. | * '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes. | ||
* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes | * '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes | ||
* '''April 24, 2024:''' At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being. | * '''April 24, 2024:''' At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being. | ||
* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving. | * '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving. | ||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy. | * '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy. | ||
[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]] | [[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]] | ||
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT). | * '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT). | ||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon. | * '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon. | ||
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Revision as of 21:09, 3 August 2024
 The Kibble Destroyer | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated + debunked) |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers. |
| Personality | Hungry, Very Hungry |
| First known sighting |
January 30, 2024 5:18 PM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other |
Mrs. Kirby (Arch enemy) Rivalry with Mr. Beetle |
The Gluttonous Beast (also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder.
His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024.
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over 18,750 times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Mrs. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Mrs. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast.
The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
Behavior
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders find it impossible.
Appearance
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds (eye discharge). He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.
In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).
Sightings
February 2024
March 2024
April 2024
May 2024
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.
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The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
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The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
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I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.
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The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.
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(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.
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TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
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TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
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TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
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The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
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The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.
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The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble.
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TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.
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TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March
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As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before
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TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know.
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The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over
