Ms. Texas
 Ms. Texas looking around | |
| Other name(s) | Ms. Four |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Tabby Calico |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Fairly common |
| Occupation | Eating kibbles and snacks from the floor, stopping crime by teleporting |
| Appearance | Brown-and-orange with white patches and a texas-shaped marking on her back. Also has a tipped ear |
| Personality | Don't mess with Texas |
| First known sighting |
February 1st, 2024 01:08 AM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Mr. Beef (Speculated) |
| Children | None |
Ms. Texas is a common encounter at the Happy Canteen, usually seen on her own. May be confused for Ms. Kibble, Ms. Chess or other similar patterned cats.
Behavior
Ms. Texas is often seen eating the kibbles from the floor in front of the feeder. She has had disputes with Mr. Beef in the past, but they seem to have resolved their issues as of late. She has recently been seen hanging out with him, purring rather loudly. She does often get annoyed with Mr. Beef’s affection and slaps him.
Appearance
Ms. Texas is a brown-and-orange ticked tabby calico with low grade white spotting. She is identifiable by the Texas-shaped patches on her back and a white triangle on her muzzle. Additionally, there is a distinct patch of fur displaying a "4" on on her back, which has led to some fans attributing to her the alias, "Ms. Four". On the front-side, she also appears to have a TNR tipped ear, indicating that she is spayed.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 03, 2024: She was peed on by Mr. Void. The incident is believed to have been accidental.
- February 10, 2024: At 08:41 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen attempting to clean up kibble which was dropped beneath the feeder, though her paws could not reach far enough to do so.
- February 12, 2024: She was seen again at 09:15 PM (LFT)
- February 13, 2024: She was seen again around 09:00 PM (LFT), eating some snacks.
- February 23, 2024: Around 08:05 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen with Mr. Beef. She was often purring, chirping and eating alongside him.
March 2024
- March 01, 2024: At 11:03 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was observed eating alone for about 5 minutes.
- March 05, 2024: Around 05:20 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen eating alone until Ms. Honk peeked into the feeder, whom she promptly hissed at and scared off before leaving herself.
- March 07 2024: Around 11:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen eating mostly snacks for around 10 minutes, before leaving. Ms. Texas was spotted eating again at the feeder at around 05:30 AM (LFT).
- March 08 2024: Ms. Texas was seen eating around the feeder for around a minute, until eating all of the food inside of it. She later left at 11:18 PM (LFT).
- March 09, 2024: At around 01:10 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was found eating at the Happy Canteen. She stayed there for around 20 or so minutes, chowing down on some kibble.
- March 10, 2024: At around 08:34 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas briefly showed up to have some food. She was also somewhat flabbergasted by the feeder going off, which eventually scared her away.
- March 11, 2024: At around 08:27 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas appeared and ate for about 10 minutes. At 08:37 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas left when Mr. Plump appeared.
- March 14, 2024: At 02:37 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas appeared and ate for 15 minutes before departing. She was interrupted twice by both Ms. Sleepy and another orange cat.
- March 23, 2024: Around 06:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen snuggled up and eating beside Mr. Beef, who was for once not being rude. They stayed there for a while chomping up kibbles. She was seen again at 04:08 AM (LFT), eating alone.
- March 27, 2024: At 06:50 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas came for a quick snack, but only a minute later, got replaced by Mr. Lung.
April 2024
- April 02, 2024: At 01:38 (LFT), Ms. Texas showed up and ate for six minutes, just after Mr. Piss had his meal.
- April 08, 2024: At 08:22 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen eating alongside an unknown orange cat at Happy Canteen. She left after eating about 7 minutes after.
- April 20, 2024: At 02:37 (LFT), Ms. Texas showed up to the feeder. Less than a minute later, Mr. Beef approached. Ms. Texas smacked him on the head a couple of times to keep him back, and then made him wait five more minutes as she finished eating. Roughly two hours later she came again, and once again put an unidentified orange cat in their place with a few smacks to the head, forcing them to wait off to the side as she ate.
- April 30, 2024: At 06:44 (LFT), Ms. Texas came out as bisexual as she shared a brief kiss with Ms. Paint. Despite the public display of affection, they were too flustered to eat together, and Ms. Texas left to let Ms. Paint eat on her own.
May 2024
- May 03, 2024: Ms. Texas joined Mr. Beef's meal at around 03:00 AM (LFT). They both left shortly after.
- May 04, 2024: Ms. Texas arrived at the feeder alongside Mr. Beef at around 01:29 AM (LFT), where she had a brief disagreement with him about whose turn it was at the feeder. They ultimately resolved the matter by sharing the feeder. She feasted for about 5 minutes before leaving.
- May 06, 2024: Ms. Texas arrived shortly after 03:31 AM (LFT), eating for a period of time before the lights cut out, and she vanishes into the night. She looked rather round that day, either that or she's been hitting the gym.
- May 07, 2024: Ms. Texas very briefly ate kibble at 08:30 AM (LFT), before immediately leaving. Later, Ms. Texas was seen getting a quick snack, before the lights cut out and she vanished. Her leave was followed by the appearance of a pesky hedgehog (possibly Mr. Sonic) which didn't get the chance to ruin her meal.
- May 10, 2024: Ms. Texas ate food at Happy Canteen around 03:47 AM (LFT). She would periodically look behind the feeder, as if seeing or hearing something. Ms. Texas ate some food at The Happy Canteen around 08:35 PM (LFT), although before fully leaving she stopped for a tad bit as though she saw something that caught her eye.
- May 13, 2024: Ms Texas was sighted around 11:45 AM (LFT) and ate. She then left, eating for around 2 minutes.
- May 14, 2024: At 08:13 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas was spotted chowing down.
- May 15, 2024: At About 9:41 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen eating for around 7 minutes at Happy Canteen.
- May 16, 2024: At 08:45 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas was seen eating peacefully with Mr. Beef at Happy Canteen.
- May 18, 2024: At 09:07 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas visited the Happy Canteen feeder and ate for about three minutes.
- May 22, 2024: At about 02:45 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas was enjoying a lovely kibble meal, Only to be interrupted by Mr. Sonic. She fled the scene soon after.
- May 23, 2024: At about 2:51 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas calmly entered the Happy Canteen where after 2 minutes she teleported inside the bowl and shortly thereafter vanished without a trace[1].
- May 23, 2024: Around 5:57 AM (CST), Ms. Texas was seen eating, but Mr. Beef tried to enter the feeder as well, so she slapped him a couple times then let him eat next to her.
- May 25, 2024: around 4:50 AM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder accompanied by Mr. Beef and ate together. Ms. Texas ate briefly and left, Beef yet again followed her. This happened for a couple of times until Ms. Texas hissed and slapped her “boyfriend” warning him to let her eat alone. Mr. Beef finally took a hint and left her to eat by herself.
- May 29, 2024: At 19:27 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas scared away Ms. Warn who was eating at the time, Ms. Texas proceeded to eat for several minutes before getting scared by an unidentified cat running past the feeder.
- May 30, 2024: At 15:24 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas scared away Mr. Beef who was eating at the time and proceeded to chase after Mr. Beef. At 15:30 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas sniffed around the feeder for a little while.
- May 31, 2024: At 04:20 PM (LFT), Entered the Happy Canteen Eating some kibble, while eating kibble she got rained meat her head. She left after 10 minutes.
June 2024
- June 2, 2024: At 12:24 PM (LFT) Ms.Texas checked the freshly cleaned feeder out, but didn't eat and left
- June 8, 2024: At 01:17 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas was seen sharing the feeder with Mr. Beef peacefully. After Mr. Beef had left she ate for a while longer before leaving.
- June 13, 2024: At 03:16 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas was seen eating for about 2 minutes before leaving.
- June 29, 2024: At 03:58 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas munched on freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes.
- June 30, 2024: At 8:55 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas ate for 3 minutes, before getting distracted and leaving.
July 2024
- July 1, 2024: At 2:33 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas ate freeze-dried chicken for 2 minutes.
- July 2, 2024: Around 11:00 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas ate at the feeder with Mr. Beef. She left at 11:02 PM, followed shortly after by Mr. Beef.
- July 8, 2024: Around 12:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder. At 12:23 AM, Ms. Texas joined him at the feeder. Mr. Beef went back outside, likely to guard the feeder, and Ms. Texas continued to munch. Together, they received 6 donations of kibble. Ms. Texas left at 12:28 AM, presumably with Mr. Beef.
August 2024
- August 5, 2024: At 7:56 PM (LFT) Ms. Texas ate a bit of kibble before leaving and being followed by Mr. Wishbone.
- August 21, 2024: At 7:26 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas shared a meal with Mr. Beef.
- August 29, 2024: At 6:33 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas and Mr. Beef ate together while Ms. Inception stared.
September 2024
- September 14, 2024: At around 10:15 AM (LFT) Ms. Texas and Mr. Beef ate together for a little bit, until they both left after 10 minutes. Notably Mr. Beef left a minute before her. She then came back a few minutes later to eat some more for 3 minutes before leaving again. A few minutes later Mr. Void showed up to the feeder which is pretty funny considering the beef they both have with each other.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Above view of Ms. Texas.
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Ms. Texas looking at another cat.
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Ms. Texas attempts to clean kibble that was lost beneath the feeder, without success.
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Ms. Texas eating and Mr. Bald sitting next to her.
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Ms. Texas imitating Mr. Shock.
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Ms. Texas imitating Mr. Fresh.
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Ms. Texas looking to the right of her.
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Ms. Texas staring down the feeder. (she know what you did)
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March 11th, 2024, Ms. Texas looks more stronger.
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Ms. Texas enjoying a romantic meal with Mr.Beef who is not being a douchebag for once
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Ms. Texas and Ms. Paint share a kiss
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Ms. Texas looking over the feeder at the Happy Canteen.
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Ms. Texas surveying her surroundings
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Ms. Texas in the middle of eating
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Erm... he's right behind me, isn't he?
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Ms. Texas with Mr. Beef
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Ms. Texas feasting on snacks
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Ms. Texas peaking over Mount Kibble.
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Ms. Texas and Mr. Beef share a meal
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Ms. Texas shares a meal with Mr. Beef while Ms. Inception glares at the camera
References
- ↑ Video recording of the anomaly.