Mrs. Kirby

Mrs. Kirby

Mrs. Kirby herself
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Calico
Sex	Female
Rarity	Very Common (approximately every 2 hours)
Occupation	Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat) Being a cutie.
Appearance	Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.
Personality	Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)
First known sighting	February 4th (most likely)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Currently unknown
Children	Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth

Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.

Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her being 100% pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)

Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown.

Recently, Mrs. Kirby has mastered the art of teleportation. This seems to happen a lot when she leaves the feeder.

Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like Mr. Snack

Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).

Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.

Behavior

Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.

Appearance

Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."

Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.

Sightings

February 2024

• February 07, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.

• February 08, 2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Piss and somehow won.

• February 09, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Ms. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
• February 10, 2024: The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
• February 22, 2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
• February 23, 2024: At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
• February 24, 2024: At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something.
• February 25, 2024: Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder.
• February 27, 2024: Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left.
• February 28, 2024: At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left.
• February 29, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when Mr. Doom was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. Mr. Doom hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left.

March 2024

• March 01, 2024: At 12:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up while Mr. Dot was eating. She meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day, at 11:49 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Dr. Smudge to finish his meal.
• March 02, 2024: At 04:28 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by Goobert while waiting for him to finish eating.
• March 04, 2024: Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with Mr. Beef, who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
• March 05, 2024: Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
• March 08, 2024: Around 04:08 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble. Around 09:32 AM (LFT), she chased Ms. Sleepy out of the feeder to eat. Around 07:10 PM (LFT), she threatened Mr. Airplane who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking him when Mr. Fluff showed up to punch Mr. Airplane.
• March 09, 2024: Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by Mr. Beef, but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened Ms. Chess and prevented her from going inside.
• March 12, 2024: Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left.
• March 14, 2024: At around 09:14 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes, then left at 09:19 PM (LFT).
• March 17, 2024: Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT).
• March 20, 2024: Arriving to scare off Mr. Fat at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT).
• March 23, 2024: At 05:53 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after Mr. Croissant, waited a moment, and then smacked him. He flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground.

• March 24, 2024: At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with Dr. Smudge, including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving.

• March 26, 2024: At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble.

Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)

April 2024

• April 01, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens.
• April 03, 2024: At around 12:30 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out.
• April 06, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM (LFT).
• April 12, 2024: At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the Happy Canteen feeder.
• April 17, 2024: At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving.

• April 18, 2024: At around 02:52 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 03:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat, presumed to be Mr Croissant.

• April 19, 2024: At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT).

• April 25, 2024: At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked Ms. Chess while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving.
• April 27, 2024: At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by Mr. Egg, before leaving.
• April 30, 2024: At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. Mr. Void had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT).

Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought

May 2024

• May 03, 2024: At 08:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen having a short munch after Mr. Bean's feast. She appeared again at 09:52 AM (LFT).
• May 05, 2024: At 06:05 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibbles, where Ms. Chunky was waiting nearby and looked wet. At 12:38 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a fight with Ms. Puke; this was quickly resolved. Mrs. Kirby left the scene defeated, and Ms. Puke ate her breakfast. Later at 09:38 PM (LFT) she appeared again.
• May 06, 2024: At 03:51 PM (LFT) She was seen eating while seeming scared and getting crumbs on her head. At 06:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was yet again seen having a very short munch. At 07:12 PM (LFT), yet again, Mrs. Kirby allowed herself another snack. At 08:16 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was enjoying another feast late in the evening. This time she was standing with her paws on the feeder
• May 07, 2024: At 02:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was snacking on some food, before running into the back of the feeder and then coming back to eat some more a minute later. At 05:22 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having a little snack. Sometime around 06:00 AM (LFT) she was spotted having an entire feast. At 09:18 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having quite a feast but then got distracted. Around 09:20 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating food at the Happy Canteen, before Mr. Bean was seen peeking in. After a brief session of growling, Mrs. Kirby left, and Mr. Bean began to feast. Mr. Bean left at around 09:37 AM (LFT), and Mrs. Kirby soon returned.
• May 08, 2024: At 02:05 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was spotted having a hissing session with Mr. Egg, Leading Mr. Egg to get scared away. Afterwards, Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble for 4-5 minutes, and then left. Mrs. Kirby was seen eating and then leaving Happy Canteen at 09:23 PM (LFT).
• May 09, 2024: At 03:23 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble while a record breaking 150 people were watching her. The pressure got to her unfortunately and she fled.
• May 10, 2024: At 12:13 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby came to eat some snacks and kibble uninterrupted, showing her glorious Kirby marking while at it. She proceeded to eat for around 7 minutes before promptly leaving the feeder.
• May 11, 2024: At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the Happy Canteen and intensely stared at the camera while eating, getting very close, eating both the Kibble and the Bitrate. She ate for a total of 8 minutes and left. Around 11:49 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen for less than a minute.
• May 12, 2024: Around 10:20 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen hastily eating with awkwardly short pauses; Mrs. Kirby was seen at Happy Canteen.
• May 14, 2024: Around 12:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for Ms. Honk to finish eating her kibble. After she finished Mrs. Kirby started eating kibble at 12:17 AM (LFT) for 9 minutes.
• May 15, 2024: At 12:04 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 10 minutes before staring out the window and leaving at the Happy Canteen.
• May 16, 2024: At about 07:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibble.
• May 18, 2024: At 07:55 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate the food that Mr. Chicken pissed on, because he was angry at her for threatening to hit him while he was trying to eat. She fell for his trap...
• May 19, 2024: At around 5:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when Ms. Puke came to take her place.
• May 21, 2024: She appeared around 07:55 AM (LFT) and started eating the kibble, being very weary of the voices.

• May 22, 2024: Mrs. Kirby arrived at the canteen around 01:33 AM (LFT) scaring off Mr. Wishbone, about 4 minutes later, just as the ever hungry queen of the canteen was done with the snacks... more of them dropped in! Mrs. Kirby had a few more bites before leaving with one more treat in her mouth.
• May 22, 2024: at around 02:26 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble, Once she was done eating she was hesitating which way to go untill eventually leaving. At 02:30 AM (LFT) She returned from the other entrance and ate more kibble untill Mr. Sus takes a look at her from outside the feeder, Mrs. Kirby looks nervous, hesitates again and leaves.
• May 23, 2024: At Around 9 PM (LFT) while Mr. Fluff was eating Until Mrs. Kirby showed up, then punched him, causing him to be scared

• May 24, 2024: at a unknown time, Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating kibble, before shortly leaving. She was seen eating for less than 2 minutes.

• May 26, 2024: At 11:45 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby suddenly appeared behind an unknown tabby cat, possibly Mr. beetle. Which startled the tabby and made it hiss at Mrs. Kirby. The cat went away after. Mrs. Kirby decided to take a snack from the feeder afterwards. At 11:47 PM (LFT). She was spotted hissing at something, continuing to eat afterwards until 11:52 PM (LFT) where she was startled away by an unknown orange and white cat.

Ms. Inception slapped by Ms. Kirby

• May 27, 2024: At 05:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby quietly entered frame while Ms. Inception was a minute in her eating session. After stalking her prey for only a few seconds she went in for the slap, Ms. Kirby gave a direct punch to the gut of Ms. Inception who then hurried away and letting Ms. Kirby bask in her win. Ms. Kirby ate for another 6 minutes and went to gloat about her victory in the park.

• May 28, 2024: At 08:08 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was wandering in front of the Happy Canteen, where Mr. Wishbone was eating peacefully. She then made a shocking leap towards nowhere and then scared him from behind the feeder. After Mr. Wishbone fled, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in the delight of another victory and eating the kibble until leaving at 08:15 PM (LFT).
• May 29, 2024: Around 06:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby, left unopposed, partook in a lengthy munching streak lasting several minutes. On the same day at around 15:13 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached Ms. Loop and (presumably) Mr. Lung, who both skedaddled after sensing the sheer unrivaled power of Mrs. Kirby. After this, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in her glory once again while eating some kibble until leaving at around 15:22 PM (LFT). At 18:57 PM (LFT) Ms. Kirby stared at Mrs. Princess until she left. Ms. Kirby ate until 19:03 PM (LFT) when she left.
• May 31, 2024: Around 12:50PM (LFT) at the Happy Canteen she was eating Kibble for a very short period of time after that she teleported away once again
• May 31, 2024: Around 08:00PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 5 minutes then left. Noting really special have happened at that time, no punching, no teleportation, not her being silly NOTHING just good o'l Mrs. kirby eating kibble

June 2024

• June 1, 2024: At 06:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before swiftly leaving
• June 2, 2024: At 11:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder, and leaving at 12.05 to give way to Mrs. Princess.
• June 3, 2024: At 06:53 AM (LFT) Kirby be eating for 10 minutes

Kirby activates creative mode (GIF)

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Kirby looking deeply into your soul

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  Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook.

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  Mrs. Kirby being a silly girl (dont fall for those stupid eyes )

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  Kirby being bamboozled by nothing (GIF)

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  Blep (The horrid creature attempts to garner the trust of its viewers)

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  Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff.

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  Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.

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  Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby stare deeply.

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.

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  Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side.

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach as of 2/25/24. (Super close to birth.)

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  Due to Mrs. Kirby's pregnancy, she is now shaped like a bowling ball.

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  Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant)

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  Mrs. Kirby is sad.

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  Mrs. Kirby is happy. (after having bullied another cat of course)

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  She knows what you did.

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  Mrs Kirby looking cautious after scaring away another cat

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  Mrs. Kirby rear view

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  suprised Mrs. Kirby

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  Stand-off between Mrs. Kirby and Dr. Smudge from above.

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  Mrs. Kirby seen on March 22 2024, much skinnier.

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  Mrs. Kirby after giving birth. (A lot more skinnier)

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  Immediate follow up of the first swipe at Dr. Smudge, March 24th 2024.

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  She looks at us like she's unhappy with us.

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  Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely flabbersmacked

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  Mrs. Kirby is watching you (she knows what you did)

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  The voices came back (GIF)

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  Goobert gets clobbered by Kirby (GIF)

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  the possesion of Mrs.kirby (scary alert)

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  Mrs. Kirby notices that Mr. Bean has been spying on her.

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  Mrs. Kirby VS. Ms. Puke

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  A very hungry Mrs. Kirby (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby Staring At Mr. Chicken, Making Mr. Chicken Go

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  Mrs. Kirby after the voices

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  Mrs. Kirby looking like a nerd while holding a treat in her mouth.

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  Mrs. Kirby asserts dominance with both fore legs planted firmly within the feeder.

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  Mrs. Kirby uses an ender pearl (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby judging you for your actions.

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