Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today
Other name(s)
Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Coat
Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting
Sex
Neutered Male
Rarity
Common
Occupation
Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, wanted by all 195 countries, the jokers number 1 business partner,drummer in "never gonna give you up".
Appearance
White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight.
Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.
Behavior
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.
Mr. Beef from above
Sightings
February 2024
February 01, 2024: Mr. Beef was attacked by Ms. Kibble after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station.
February 02, 2024: Mr. Beef was spotted having a boxing match with Ms. Texas after a small disagreement over the food station. Due to the lack of growling and seemingly light punches, this is not believed to be a serious fight and instead more of a playful competition. A clip of the incident can be found below in the images column.
February 10, 2024:Ms. Texas entered the feeder while Mr. Beef was clearing Mt. Kibble, causing Mr. Beef to throw multiple punches onto her, making a small fight. After the fight, Mr. Beef cleared Mt. Kibble and left the feeder. Later that day, Mr. Beef did an act that would be engrained in Hello Street Cat history forever. After a small fight with Ms. Texas, he went to eating, however, while he was eating, parts of Mt. Kibble started falling. He had cleared it. More information on The Beef Conquest.
February 11, 2024: Around this day, Mr. Beef most likely appeared 3 times. On a second time, after a few minutes, his partner Ms. Chess joined him.
February 14, 2024: He seen was eating a truckload of food but ended up bonking his head, running away for dear life.
February 15, 2024: Mr. Beef patiently waited for Mr. Honk to finish eating before immediately feasting for himself. Later Mr. Beef approached Ms. Burnt while she was feasting, giving her a light smack to signal her to leave the premises.
February 16, 2024: Mr. Beef was observed eating with an unknown orange cat and purring together. He proceeded to slap the orange cat once as he left. It is unknown if that was a love tap or a show of dominance. At night on that same day, he ate with another orange cat. An onlooker looked at them and their orange alliance in jealousy. The massive orange beast he was eating with proceeded to toss his food can to the floor in a show of unabashed gluttony, leaving the scraps for Mr. Beef to consume.
February 17, 2024: It was revealed that Mr. Beef is a Mr. Fresh fan. He reached into the feeding cage and gently touched the huge male's tail before creeping around for another few minutes, then finally leaving. During the same day, at 06:33 PM (LFT), he went into the cage and ate along with Mr. Normal. That is, until his gluttony gets to him and almost attacks Mr. Normal.
February 18, 2024: At 09:25 AM (LFT), he entered a standoff with Ms. Loop, where Ms. Loop continued to eat after intimidating Mr. Beef. Their altercation ended when Mr. One arrived and scared both of them away from the feeder.
February 27, 2024: Around 01:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted alongside Mr. Anxiety and Ms. Pretty, who watched them both eat Mount Kibble.
February 29, 2024: Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with Mr. Normal, where he put his paw on the kibble.
March 2024
March 01, 2024: At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared Ms. Burnt off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. Ms. Chess arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done.
March 06, 2024: Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter Ms. Angel from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place.
March 07, 2024: Mr. Beef appeared at around 08:06 AM (LFT) alongside Ms. Chess, briefly peacefully eating alongside her while Mr. Beetle sat by.
March 08, 2024: Mr. Beef appeared around 11:24 PM (LFT) and proceeded to devour all food around Mt. Kibble eating peacefully and checking his huge butt out every few seconds then leaving at 11:25 PM (LFT)
March 09, 2024:
Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef attacked Mrs. Kirby, but she retaliated and chased him off. He went inside after Mrs. Kirby left and ate for 3 minutes. He returned again at 07:27 AM (LFT) and ate alongside Ms. Chess for about a minute.
Mr. Beef, along with Mr. Anxiety enjoyed a nice meal together at around 08:14 AM (LFT), they ate together for about five minutes before Mr. Beef departed, leaving Mr. Anxiety to eat by himself.
March 11, 2024: Around 12:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Puke, Mr. Doom and Ms. Chess. At around 08:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared briefly, trying to swat away Mr. Bean from the feeder but failing as he retreated with his tail tucked between his legs. at 20:06 PM (LFT), after Ms. Loop leaves, Mr. Beef appeared and take the feeder with Mr. Sniffles, at 20:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef leave with superspeed.
March 13, 2024: Around 10:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder and ate for a few minutes. With no other cats to disturb him, this sighting was uneventful.
March 15, 2024: At 10:08 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate at the feeder for about a minute, then moved on for Ms. Texas.
March 18, 2024: At 11:35 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate for less than 5 minutes and left, no violence today.
March 20, 2024: At 8:35 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef took over for Mr. Wishbone, eating some kibble while more kibble was being rained down on him, after a few more minutes of eating he then left, no violence today. Also seen at around 03:24 PM (LFT) beefing with... snacks.
March 21, 2024: At 04:55 AM (LFT), Mr Beef arrived in search of a snack. Unknown to Mr. Beef at this time, Mr. Worm was climbing the remains of Mt. Kibble. Eventually, Mr. Beef would discover Mr. Worm and take a bite of the area. Mr. Worm's status after this incident is unknown.
March 24, 2024: Seen eating at 04:55 AM (LFT)
March 27, 2024: At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded Mr. Void to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, Ms. Texas appeared.
March 31, 2024: At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as Mr. Lung was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off.
April 2024
April 02, 2024: At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal.
April 02, 2024: At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Ms. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.
April 03, 2024: At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT)
April 12, 2024: At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble.
April 20, 2024: At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached Ms. Texas, and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes Ms. Texas departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes.
April 30, 2024: At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving.
May 2024
May 02, 2024: Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely Mr. Anxiety) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and attempted to eat with Ms. Texas, but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder.
May 03 2024: At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with Ms. Texas before they both left after a few minutes.
May 04 2024: Mr Beef was spotted eating kibble for about a minute before leaving. After that he was spotted again at around 01:22 AM (LFT) getting another few bites, repeatedly leaving the feeder and coming back only seconds later to eat again. Mr. Beef's indecisiveness went on for several minutes until 01:29 AM (LFT), when Ms. Texas arrived at the feeder alongside Mr. Beef again, where they had a brief disagreement about whose turn it was at the feeder. They resolved this short kerfuffle decisively, and settled on sharing the feeder. Ms. Texas ate alongside Mr. Beef for about 5 minutes before leaving, and Mr. Beef departed along side her, only to return yet again about 10 seconds later. He left for about 20 minutes, until greedily returning again for 2 more minutes. Will Mr. Beef return for a 7th time? Nobody knows.
May 15, 2024: At 12:18 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was seen eating at the Happy Canteen, partaking in the plentiful feast. Mr. Dot waited patiently for The Beef™ to finish his feast, approaching soon after he made his exit in order to peruse the leftovers.
May 16, 2024: At 7:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was saw eating at the Happy Canteen, eating for about 5 minutes, waiting for 5 seconds before going.
May 20th, 2024: Around 1:36 PM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen eating kibble with another un-named cat.
May 23rd, 2024: Around 5:57 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen trying to get in the feeder, but Ms. Texas slapped him a couple times then let him eat next to her.
May 26, 2024: At around 05:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was acting kinda weird, entered and left the feeder 3 times before eating some kibble for only 2 minutes and leaving again.
May 28, 2024: At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the Happy Canteen alongside an unidentified orange cat.
May 29, 2024: Had an extremely quick bite of kibble at 9:38 AM (LFT) after scaring Ms. Loop away. He then returned with Ms. Texas around 10:26 AM (LFT) for another quick bite. Later that same day, Mr. Beef together with Ms. Chess appeared and ate together around 17:25 PM (LFT) in the Happy Canteen for a few minutes.
May 30th, 2024: Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, Ms. Inception was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around Ms. Fluff, who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared Ms. Fluff away so he could eat until Ms. Texas appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT).
June 2024
June 7th, 2024: Seen at roughly 6:50 AM (LFT) eating kibble.
June 8th, 2024: Arrived at the feeder around 01:17 AM (LFT) with Ms. Texas and appeared to have no problem sharing the feeder with her. He left soon after.
June 11th, 2024: Seen yet again at around 3:10 PM (LFT) with Ms. Texas.
June 27th, 2024: at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with Ms. Loop, showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time Ms. Texas walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico)
July 2024
July 1, 2024: At 2:27 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with Ms. Inception. Mr. Beef ate freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes.
July 2, 2024: Around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder with Ms. Texas. She left at 11:02 whilst Mr. Beef spent another minute eating at the feeder. At 11:03 PM he followed after her.
July 8, 2024: Around 12:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder. At 12:23 AM, Ms. Texas joined him at the feeder. Mr. Beef went back outside, likely to guard the feeder, and Ms. Texas continued to munch. Together, they received 6 donations of kibble. Ms. Texas left at 12:28 AM, presumably with Mr. Beef leaving with her.
July 13, 2024: Mr. Beef was spotted at 21:58 (LFT) going for a late night meal. He awkwardly left the feeder at 21:59 (LFT)
September 2024
September 5, 2024 Mr. Beef was seen going for a midnight munch at around 12:30 AM (LFT), he had a good crunchy meal before strolling off to go do his.. Mr. Bean duties.
September 14, 2024: Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder at around 10:15 AM (LFT) with Ms. Texas, until they both left at 10:25 PM, with Mr. Beef leaving a little bit before Ms. Texas.
October 2024
October 10, 2024: At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his presence. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful.
October 13, 2024: Mr. Beef was seen eating with Ms. Texas at around 1:14 AM (LFT).
October 16th, 2024: He shared a meal with Ms. Texas at around 8:17 PM (LFT).
October 24th, 2024: Shared another meal with Ms. Texas yet again around 2:19 AM (LFT)
November 2024
November 8th, 2024: Mr. Beef was seen eating at the feeder alone at around 7:30 AM (LFT).
December 2024
December 13, 2024: Mr. Beef was seen eating together with Mrs. Texas at around 3:50 AM and 5:20 AM (LFT).
January 2025
January 8, 2025: At around 8:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas were spotted eating together, taking turns with each chomp. Unfortunately, a fight broke out between the two, and they both started swatting each other before both leaving.
January 13th, 2025: Mr. Beef appeared shortly after Mrs. Kirby was done eating at around 9:30 AM (LFT) and ate at the same time with Ms. Texas. They left shortly after, but Mr. Beef came back without Mrs. Texas about 10 minutes later for a second chomp before leaving for good.
January 19th, 2025: At 11:58 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder with Ms. Texas. They ate for a while, Ms. Texas leaving earlier but returning once Mr. Beef finished his meal. They left the feeder at Midnight, on January 20th, 2025.
February 2025
February 12, 2025: At around 9:30 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for some kibble. He left and then returned shortly later kicking out another cat to get more kibble. He did this 2 more's times until he left for good.
February 13, 2025: At 12:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for a midnight snack with Ms. Texas trailing behind. They took a turn eating and then left.
February 18, 2025: At 2:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came and snacked at the feeder for about three minutes. He was accompanied by Uno Jr., who sat outside playing with a bug.
February 23, 2025: at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing Mrs. Princess out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two.
February 25, 2025: At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. This time Mrs. princess ran from her bully immediately. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas then took a turn eating at the feeder before Texas left and then so did beef. I thought he was recovering from his anger issues. :(
February 26, 2025: At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared Mr. Cool Cucumber away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. Mr. Cool Cucumber returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after.
February 26, 2025: at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat.
February 28, 2025: at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.) (LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
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