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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]] | ||
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]}} | Friends with [[Mr. Sus]] | ||
Bully of [[Mrs. Princess]]}} | |||
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | '''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | ||
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Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. | Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. | ||
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way. | |||
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. | As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May. | ||
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
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=== October 2024 === | === October 2024 === | ||
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* '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his | * '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his presence. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful. | ||
* '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT). | * '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT). | ||
* '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT). | * '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT). | ||
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
=== February 2025 === | |||
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* '''February 12, 2025:''' At around 9:30 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for some kibble. He left and then returned shortly later kicking out another cat to get more kibble. He did this 2 more's times until he left for good. | |||
* '''February 13, 2025:''' At 12:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for a midnight snack with Ms. Texas trailing behind. They took a turn eating and then left. | |||
* '''February 18, 2025:''' At 2:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came and snacked at the feeder for about three minutes. He was accompanied by [[Uno Jr.]], who sat outside playing with a bug. | |||
* '''February 23, 2025:''' at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing [[Mrs. Princess]] out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two. | |||
* '''February 25, 2025:''' At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. This time Mrs. princess ran from her bully immediately. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas then took a turn eating at the feeder before Texas left and then so did beef. I thought he was recovering from his anger issues. :( | |||
* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after. | |||
* '''February 26, 2025:''' at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat. | |||
* '''February 28, 2025:''' at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.</div> | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]] | File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]] | ||
File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight | File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight | ||
File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. | File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. Doom]] | ||
File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together | File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together | ||
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th. | File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th. | ||
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File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] getting ready for a nice meal. | File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] getting ready for a nice meal. | ||
File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]] | File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]] | ||
File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket) | File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] into the air. (bro become rocket) | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from [[Mr. Snoob]] who looks on in distress | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|[[Mr. Snoob]] waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder | ||
File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]]. | File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]]. | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing [[Mr. Spot]]'s bum without his knowledge | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans | ||
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | ||
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File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple | File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple | ||
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together. | File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together. | ||
File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. | File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. Pretty]] | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude | ||
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File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute). | File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute). | ||
File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]] | File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]] | ||
File:Beef push princess.gif|Mr. Beef recklessly pushes [[Mrs. Princess]] and steals her breakfast | |||
File:Bullyism.png|Now watch me do it again! | |||
File:UnoBULLYISM.gif|Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif). | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Latest revision as of 17:10, 22 March 2025
![]() Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today | |
Other name(s) | Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting |
Sex | Neutered Male |
Rarity | Common |
Occupation | Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley |
Appearance | White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |
Eye Color | Yellowish |
Personality | Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic? |
First known sighting | October 02, 2023 |
Relations | |
Parents | Unknown |
Siblings | Mr. Puke |
Partner | Ms. Texas (speculated), Ms. Chess (former) |
Children | Uno Jr. (Adopted) |
Other |
Rivalry with Ms. Kibble Friends with Mr. Sus Bully of Mrs. Princess |
Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.
Behavior
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in Ms. Chess, Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess, Ms. Inception, and Ms. Loop. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm Mrs. Kirby.
Appearance
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Sightings
February 2024
March 2024
April 2024
May 2024
June 2024
July 2024
September 2024
October 2024
November 2024
December 2024
January 2025
February 2025
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted
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Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle
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Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers
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Mr. Beef has seen things
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February 10th, 2024 fight
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Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble
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Mr. Beef fight
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Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?
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Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.
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Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground
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Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.
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Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt
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Mr. Beef playing with food
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Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.
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Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess
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Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)
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Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress
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Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
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Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.
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Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge
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Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
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Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.
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Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.
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Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty
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Mr. Beef crouches while eating
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Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
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Soggy Mr. Beef
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Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus
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The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together
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Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her
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Mr. Beef digging in
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..........Hi
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Beef Panic
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Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).
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Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast
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Now watch me do it again!
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Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).