Mr. Beef

Mr. Beef

Mr. Beef seen from the front.
Other name(s)	Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Orange and white
Sex	Male
Rarity	Common
Occupation	Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, and Valued Conqueror
Appearance	White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.
Personality	Rude, Mean, Heroic?
First known sighting	January 30, 2024, 05:18 PM (LFT)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Ms. Chess
Children	None
Other	Rivalry with Ms. Kibble, Ms. Texas and an unnamed orange cat

Mr. Beef attacking Mr. Brawl for access of Mt. kibble

Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with Mr. Fresh, Ms. Honk, and many more.

Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.

His feeder on the app: 快乐大食堂

Behavior

He is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the station, he can be heard growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps which are known to have sent the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the station. One of the few cats he is polite to is Ms. Chess, and he is believed to be her boyfriend or husband.

As of mid February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way.

Appearance

Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Sightings

February 2024

• February 01, 2024: Mr. Beef was attacked by Ms. Kibble after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station.

• February 02, 2024: Mr. Beef was spotted having a boxing match with Ms. Texas after a small disagreement over the food station. Due to the lack of growling and seemingly light punches, this is not believed to be a serious fight and instead more of a playful competition. A clip of the incident can be found below in the images column.

• February 10, 2024: Ms. Texas entered the feeder while Mr. Beef was clearing Mt. Kibble, causing Mr. Beef to throw multiple punches onto her, making a small fight. After the fight, Mr. Beef cleared Mt. Kibble and left the feeder. Later that day, Mr. Beef did an act that would be engrained in Hello Street Cat history forever. After a small fight with Ms. Texas, he went to eating, however, while he was eating, parts of Mt. Kibble started falling. He had cleared it. More information on The Beef Conquest.

• February 11, 2024: Around this day, Mr. Beef most likely appeared 3 times. On a second time, after a few minutes, his partner Ms. Chess joined him.

• February 14, 2024: He seen was eating a truckload of food but ended up bonking his head, running away for dear life.

• February 15, 2024: Mr. Beef patiently waited for Ms. Honk to finish eating before immediately feasting for himself. Later Mr. Beef approached Ms. Burnt while she was feasting, giving her a light smack to signal her to leave the premises.

• February 16, 2024: Mr. Beef was observed eating with an unknown orange cat and purring together. He proceeded to slap the orange cat once as he left. It is unknown if that was a love tap or a show of dominance. At night on that same day, he ate with another orange cat. An onlooker looked at them and their orange alliance in jealousy. The massive orange beast he was eating with proceeded to toss his food can to the floor in a show of unabashed gluttony, leaving the scraps for Mr. Beef to consume.

• February 17, 2024: It was revealed that Mr. Beef is a Mr. Fresh fan. He reached into the feeding cage and gently touched the huge male's tail before creeping around for another few minutes, then finally leaving. During the same day, at 06:33 PM (LFT), he went into the cage and ate along with Mr. Normal. That is, until his gluttony gets to him and almost attacks Mr. Normal.

• February 18, 2024: At 09:25 AM (LFT), he entered a standoff with Ms. Loop, where Ms. Loop continued to eat after intimidating Mr. Beef. Their altercation ended when Mr. One arrived and scared both of them away from the feeder.

• February 27, 2024: Around 01:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted alongside Mr. Anxiety and Ms. Pretty, who watched them both eat Mount Kibble.

• February 29, 2024: Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with Mr. Normal, where he put his paw on the kibble.

March 2024

• March 01, 2024: At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared Ms. Burnt off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. Ms. Chess arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done.
• March 06, 2024: Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter Ms. Angel from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place.
• March 07, 2024: Mr. Beef appeared at around 08:06 AM (LFT) alongside Ms. Chess, briefly peacefully eating alongside her while Mr. Beetle sat by.
• March 08, 2024: Mr. Beef appeared around 11:24 PM (LFT) and proceeded to devour all food around Mt. Kibble eating peacefully and checking his huge butt out every few seconds then leaving at 11:25 PM (LFT)
• March 09, 2024:
  • Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef attacked Mrs. Kirby, but she retaliated and chased him off. He went inside after Mrs. Kirby left and ate for 3 minutes. He returned again at 07:27 AM (LFT) and ate alongside Ms. Chess for about a minute.
  • Mr. Beef, along with Mr. Anxiety enjoyed a nice meal together at around 08:14 AM (LFT), they ate together for about five minutes before Mr. Beef departed, leaving Mr. Anxiety to eat by himself.
  • Mr Beef chased off Ms. Camo from the feeder.
• March 11, 2024: Around 12:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared with Ms. Sleepy, Ms. Puke, Mr. Doom and Ms. Chess. At around 08:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared briefly, trying to swat away Mr. Bean from the feeder but failing as he retreated with his tail tucked between his legs. at 20:06 PM (LFT), after Ms. Loop leaves, Mr. Beef appeared and take the feeder with Mr. Sniffles, at 20:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef leave with superspeed.
• March 13, 2024: Around 10:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder and ate for a few minutes. With no other cats to disturb him, this sighting was uneventful.
• March 15, 2024: At 10:08 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate at the feeder for about a minute, then moved on for Ms. Texas.
• March 18, 2024: At 11:35 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate for less than 5 minutes and left, no violence today.
• March 20, 2024: At 8:35 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef took over for Mr. Wishbone, eating some kibble while more kibble was being rained down on him, after a few more minutes of eating he then left, no violence today. Also seen at around 03:24 PM (LFT) beefing with... snacks.
• March 21, 2024: At 04:55 AM (LFT), Mr Beef arrived in search of a snack. Unknown to Mr. Beef at this time, Mr. Worm was climbing the remains of Mt. Kibble. Eventually, Mr. Beef would discover Mr. Worm and take a bite of the area. Mr. Worm's status after this incident is unknown.
• March 24, 2024: Seen eating at 04:55 AM (LFT)
• March 27, 2024: At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded Mr. Void to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, Ms. Texas appeared.
• March 31, 2024: At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as Mr. Lung was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off.

April 2024

• April 02, 2024: At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal.
• April 02, 2024: At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Mr. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.
• April 03, 2024: At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT)
• April 12, 2024: At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble.
• April 20, 2024: At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached Ms. Texas, and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes Ms. Texas departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes.
• April 30, 2024: At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving.

May 2024

• May 02, 2024: Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely Mr. Anxiety) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and attempted to eat with Ms. Texas, but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder.
• May 03 2024: At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with Ms. Texas before they both left after a few minutes.
• May 04 2024: Mr Beef was spotted eating kibble for about a minute before leaving. After that he was spotted again at around 01:22 AM (LFT) getting another few bites, repeatedly leaving the feeder and coming back only seconds later to eat again. Mr. Beef's indecisiveness went on for several minutes until 01:29 AM (LFT), when Ms. Texas arrived at the feeder alongside Mr. Beef again, where they had a brief disagreement about whose turn it was at the feeder. They resolved this short kerfuffle decisively, and settled on sharing the feeder. Ms. Texas ate alongside Mr. Beef for about 5 minutes before leaving, and Mr. Beef departed along side her, only to return yet again about 10 seconds later. He left for about 20 minutes, until greedily returning again for 2 more minutes. Will Mr. Beef return for a 7th time? Nobody knows.
• May 15, 2024: At 12:18 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was seen eating at the Happy Canteen, partaking in the plentiful feast. An unknown cat (please identify, pictured in the "Unknown cat waits patiently" image in the Gallery) waited patiently for The Beef™ to finish his feast, approaching soon after he made his exit in order to peruse the leftovers.
• May 15, 2024: At 7:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was saw eating at the Happy Canteen, eating for about 5 minutes, waiting for 5 seconds before going.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted

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  Above view of Mr. Beef

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  Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle

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  Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers

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  Mr. Beef has seen things

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  February 10th, 2024 fight

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  Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble

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  Mr. beef fight

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  Mr. Beef cant control his angry issue to Mr. Wishbone

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  Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together

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  Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

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  Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

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  February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?

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  Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.

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  Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground

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  Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.

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  Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt

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  Mr. Beef playing with food

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  Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel

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  Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.

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  Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Ms. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess

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  Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)

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  Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress

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  Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder

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  Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.

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  Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge

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  Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans

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  Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety

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  Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk

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  Mr. Beef and Mr. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

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  Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

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  Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.

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  Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Camo

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  Mr. Beef crouches while eating

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  Unknown cat waits patiently

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