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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, wanted by all 195 countries, the jokers number 1 business partner,drummer in "never gonna give you up",the cookie monster's aunt's dogwalker | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, wanted by all 195 countries, the jokers number 1 business partner,drummer in "never gonna give you up",the cookie monster's aunt's dogwalker|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]] | ||
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]] | Friends with [[Mr. Sus]] | ||
Friend and mentor of [[Uno Jr.]] | Friend and mentor of [[Uno Jr.]] |
Latest revision as of 08:59, 13 March 2025
![]() Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today | |
Other name(s) | Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting |
Sex | Neutered Male |
Rarity | Common |
Occupation | Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, wanted by all 195 countries, the jokers number 1 business partner,drummer in "never gonna give you up",the cookie monster's aunt's dogwalker |
Appearance | White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |
Eye Color | Yellowish |
Personality | Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic? |
First known sighting | October 02, 2023 |
Relations | |
Parents | Unknown |
Siblings | Unknown |
Partner | Ms. Texas (speculated), Ms. Chess (former) |
Children | None |
Other |
Rivalry with Ms. Kibble Friends with Mr. Sus Friend and mentor of Uno Jr. Bully of Mrs. Princess |
Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.
Behavior
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in Ms. Chess, Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess, Ms. Inception, and Ms. Loop. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm Mrs. Kirby.
Appearance
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Sightings
February 2024
March 2024
April 2024
May 2024
June 2024
July 2024
September 2024
October 2024
November 2024
December 2024
January 2025
February 2025
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted
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Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle
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Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers
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Mr. Beef has seen things
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February 10th, 2024 fight
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Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble
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Mr. Beef fight
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Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?
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Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.
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Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground
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Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.
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Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt
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Mr. Beef playing with food
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Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.
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Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess
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Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)
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Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress
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Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
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Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.
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Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge
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Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
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Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.
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Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.
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Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty
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Mr. Beef crouches while eating
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Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
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Soggy Mr. Beef
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Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus
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The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together
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Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her
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Mr. Beef digging in
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..........Hi
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Beef Panic
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Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).
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Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast
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Now watch me do it again!
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Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).