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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef checking out the feeder.|other_names=Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange and white|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran and Valued Conqueror, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Known globally for his bravery and confidence during the Mount Kibble incident, Professional Fighter.|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.|personality=Rude, Mean, Heroic?|first_sighting=January 30, 2024, 05:18 PM (LFT)|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]], [[Ms. Texas]] and an unnamed orange cat}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]], [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]
[[File:Mr Beef v Mr Brawl.png|thumb|Mr. Beef attacking [[Mr. Piss|Mr. Brawl]] for access of [[Mount Kibble|Mt. kibble]]]]
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with [[Ms. Texas]], [[Ms. Honk]], and many more.
Has beef with most others (though not as much as [[Her Majesty]])}}
 
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.


Mr. Beef has been heralded as '''Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble''' after his noteworthy service in the [[The Beef Conquest|Beef Conquest]].
Mr. Beef has been heralded as '''Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble''' after his noteworthy service in the [[The Beef Conquest|Beef Conquest]].


His feeder on the app: [[Happy Canteen|快乐大食堂]]
== Behavior ==
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.


== Behavior ==
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
He is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the station, he can be heard growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps which are known to have sent the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the station. One of the few cats he is polite to is [[Ms. Chess]], and he is believed to be her boyfriend or husband.


As of mid February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.


As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]].
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]].


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.
[[File:Mr. Beef Overhead.png|none|thumb|Mr. Beef from above]]


== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
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=== February 2024 ===
=== February 2024 ===
 
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* '''February 01, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was attacked by [[Ms. Kibble]] after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station.
* '''February 01, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was attacked by [[Ms. Kibble]] after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station.


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* '''February 14, 2024:''' He seen was eating a truckload of food but ended up bonking his head, running away for dear life.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' He seen was eating a truckload of food but ended up bonking his head, running away for dear life.


* '''February 15, 2024:''' Mr. Beef patiently waited for [[Ms. Honk]] to finish eating before immediately feasting for himself. Later Mr. Beef approached [[Ms. Burnt]] while she was feasting, giving her a light smack to signal her to leave the premises.
* '''February 15, 2024:''' Mr. Beef patiently waited for [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] to finish eating before immediately feasting for himself. Later Mr. Beef approached [[Ms. Burnt]] while she was feasting, giving her a light smack to signal her to leave the premises.


* '''February 16, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was observed eating with an unknown orange cat and purring together. He proceeded to slap the orange cat once as he left. It is unknown if that was a love tap or a show of dominance. At night on that same day, he ate with another orange cat. An onlooker looked at them and their orange alliance in jealousy. The massive orange beast he was eating with proceeded to toss his food can to the floor in a show of unabashed gluttony, leaving the scraps for Mr. Beef to consume.
* '''February 16, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was observed eating with an unknown orange cat and purring together. He proceeded to slap the orange cat once as he left. It is unknown if that was a love tap or a show of dominance. At night on that same day, he ate with another orange cat. An onlooker looked at them and their orange alliance in jealousy. The massive orange beast he was eating with proceeded to toss his food can to the floor in a show of unabashed gluttony, leaving the scraps for Mr. Beef to consume.
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* '''February 29, 2024:''' Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with [[Mr. Normal]], where he put his paw on the kibble.
* '''February 29, 2024:''' Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with [[Mr. Normal]], where he put his paw on the kibble.
 
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=== March 2024 ===
=== March 2024 ===
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* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Ms. Burnt]] off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. [[Ms. Chess]] arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done.
* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Ms. Burnt]] off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. [[Ms. Chess]] arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done.
* '''March 06, 2024''': Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter [[Ms. Angel]] from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place.
* '''March 06, 2024''': Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter [[Ms. Angel]] from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place.
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** Mr. Beef, along with [[Mr. Anxiety]] enjoyed a nice meal together at around 08:14 AM (LFT), they ate together for about five minutes before Mr. Beef departed, leaving [[Mr. Anxiety]] to eat by himself.
** Mr. Beef, along with [[Mr. Anxiety]] enjoyed a nice meal together at around 08:14 AM (LFT), they ate together for about five minutes before Mr. Beef departed, leaving [[Mr. Anxiety]] to eat by himself.
** Mr Beef chased off [[Ms. Camo]] from the feeder.
** Mr Beef chased off [[Ms. Camo]] from the feeder.
* '''March 11, 2024''': Around 12:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]], [[Mr. Doom]] and [[Ms. Chess]]. At around 08:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared briefly, trying to swat away [[Mr. Bean]] from the feeder but failing as he retreated with his tail tucked between his legs. at 20:06 PM (LFT), after [[Ms. Loop]] leaves, Mr. Beef appeared and take the feeder with [[Mr. Sniffles]], at 20:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef leave with superspeed.
* '''March 11, 2024''': Around 12:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Puke]], [[Mr. Doom]] and [[Ms. Chess]]. At around 08:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared briefly, trying to swat away [[Mr. Bean]] from the feeder but failing as he retreated with his tail tucked between his legs. at 20:06 PM (LFT), after [[Ms. Loop]] leaves, Mr. Beef appeared and take the feeder with [[Mr. Sniffles]], at 20:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef leave with superspeed.
* '''March 13, 2024''': Around 10:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder and ate for a few minutes. With no other cats to disturb him, this sighting was uneventful.
* '''March 13, 2024''': Around 10:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder and ate for a few minutes. With no other cats to disturb him, this sighting was uneventful.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 10:08 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate at the feeder for about a minute, then moved on for [[Ms. Texas]].
* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 10:08 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate at the feeder for about a minute, then moved on for [[Ms. Texas]].
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* '''March 27, 2024:''' At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded [[Mr. Void]] to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, [[Ms. Texas]] appeared.
* '''March 27, 2024:''' At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded [[Mr. Void]] to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, [[Ms. Texas]] appeared.
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as [[Mr. Lung]] was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off.
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as [[Mr. Lung]] was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off.
 
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=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
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* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Mr. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Ms. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT)
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT)
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble.
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble.
* '''April 20, 2024:''' At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached [[Ms. Texas]], and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes [[Ms. Texas]] departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes.  
* '''April 20, 2024:''' At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached [[Ms. Texas]], and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes [[Ms. Texas]] departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes.  
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving.  
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving.  
 
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=== May 2024 ===
=== May 2024 ===
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely [[Mr. Anxiety]]) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and  attempted to eat with [[Ms. Texas]], but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder.
* '''May 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely [[Mr. Anxiety]]) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and  attempted to eat with [[Ms. Texas]], but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder.
* '''May 03 2024''': At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] before they both left after a few minutes.  
* '''May 03 2024''': At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] before they both left after a few minutes.  
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* '''May 26, 2024:''' At around 05:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was acting kinda weird, entered and left the feeder 3 times before eating some kibble for only 2 minutes and leaving again.
* '''May 26, 2024:''' At around 05:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was acting kinda weird, entered and left the feeder 3 times before eating some kibble for only 2 minutes and leaving again.
* '''May 28, 2024:''' At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the [[Happy Canteen]] alongside an unidentified orange cat.
* '''May 28, 2024:''' At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the [[Happy Canteen]] alongside an unidentified orange cat.
* '''May 29, 2024:''' Had an extremely quick bite of kibble at 9:38 AM (LFT) after scaring [[Ms. Loop]] away.
* '''May 29, 2024:''' Had an extremely quick bite of kibble at 9:38 AM (LFT) after scaring [[Ms. Loop]] away. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] around 10:26 AM (LFT) for another quick bite. Later that same day, Mr. Beef together with [[Ms. Chess]] appeared and ate together around 17:25 PM (LFT) in the [[Happy Canteen]] for a few minutes.
{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
* '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT).
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===June 2024===
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*'''June 7th, 2024:''' Seen at roughly 6:50 AM (LFT) eating kibble.
*'''June 8th, 2024:''' Arrived at the feeder around 01:17 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]] and appeared to have no problem sharing the feeder with her. He left soon after.
*'''June 11th, 2024:''' Seen yet again at around 3:10 PM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]].
*'''June 27th, 2024:'''  at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Loop]], showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time [[Ms. Texas]] walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico)
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=== July 2024 ===
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* '''July 1, 2024:''' At 2:27 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Inception|Ms. Inception.]] Mr. Beef ate freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes.
* '''July 2, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder with [[Ms. Texas]]. She left at 11:02 whilst Mr. Beef spent another minute eating at the feeder. At 11:03 PM he followed after her.
* '''July 8, 2024:''' Around 12:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder. At 12:23 AM, [[Ms. Texas]] joined him at the feeder. Mr. Beef went back outside, likely to guard the feeder, and [[Ms. Texas]] continued to munch. Together, they received 6 donations of kibble. [[Ms. Texas]] left at 12:28 AM, presumably with Mr. Beef leaving with her.
* '''July 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted at 21:58 (LFT) going for a late night meal. He awkwardly left the feeder at 21:59 (LFT)
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=== September 2024 ===
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*'''September 5, 2024''' Mr. Beef was seen going for a midnight munch at around 12:30 AM (LFT), he had a good crunchy meal before strolling off to go do his.. Mr. Bean duties.
*'''September 14, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder at around 10:15 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]], until they both left at 10:25 PM, with Mr. Beef leaving a little bit before [[Ms. Texas]].
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=== October 2024 ===
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* '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his presence. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful.
* '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT).
* '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT).
* '''October 24th, 2024:''' Shared another meal with [[Ms. Texas]] yet again around 2:19 AM (LFT)
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=== November 2024 ===
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* '''November 8th, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating at the feeder alone at around 7:30 AM (LFT).<br />
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=== December 2024 ===
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* '''December 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating together with Mrs. Texas at around 3:50 AM and 5:20 AM (LFT).
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=== January 2025 ===
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* '''January 8, 2025:''' At around 8:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Ms. Texas]] were spotted eating together, taking turns with each chomp. Unfortunately, a fight broke out between the two, and they both started swatting each other before both leaving.
* '''January 13th, 2025:''' Mr. Beef appeared shortly after [[Mrs. Kirby]] was done eating at around 9:30 AM (LFT) and ate at the same time with [[Ms. Texas]]. They left shortly after, but Mr. Beef came back without Mrs. Texas about 10 minutes later for a second chomp before leaving for good.
* '''January 19th, 2025:''' At 11:58 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder with [[Ms. Texas]]. They ate for a while, Ms. Texas leaving earlier but returning once Mr. Beef finished his meal. They left the feeder at Midnight, on January 20th, 2025.
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=== February 2025 ===
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* '''February 12, 2025:''' At around 9:30 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for some kibble. He left and then returned shortly later kicking out another cat to get more kibble. He did this 2 more's times until he left for good.
* '''February 13, 2025:'''  At 12:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for a midnight snack with Ms. Texas trailing behind. They took a turn eating and then left.
* '''February 18, 2025:''' At 2:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came and snacked at the feeder for about three minutes. He was accompanied by [[Uno Jr.]], who sat outside playing with a bug.
* '''February 23, 2025:''' at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing [[Mrs. Princess]] out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two.
 
* '''February 25, 2025:''' At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. This time Mrs. princess ran from her bully immediately. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas then took a turn eating at the feeder before Texas left and then so did beef. I thought he was recovering from his anger issues. :(
 
* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after.
* '''February 26, 2025:''' at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat.
* '''February 27, 2025:''' At 9:40 PM Mr. Beef showed up shortly after Ms. Texas to try to eat with her. She wanted to eat alone and gave him a look. He tried one more time before leaving and as such Ms. Texas then got to eat. She left 5 minutes later at 9:45 PM.
* '''February 28, 2025:''' at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.
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=== March 2025 ===
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* '''March 12, 2025:''' At 5:36 AM (LFT), Sir Beefington, The Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, CEO of business sales money Inc. and professional bad boy(domestic terrorist) was looking very soggy with his foster son Uno Jr. Both were soaking from the rain while eating at the canteen together.
 
* '''March 16, 2025''': At 6:00 PM (LFT), some time after the [[Caretaker]] had finished cleaning the feeder and left, Mr. Beef came over and stood outside, letting his girlfriend inspect the feeder for a while. No food was dropped, so Ms. Texas left two minutes later. A minute later, she came back and resorted to the back dispenser. When the front feeder dropped, she turned back to the camera to eat. Mr. Beef came over and poked his head into the bowl as well. At 6:06 AM, [[Mr. Egg]] was seen sniffing on Mr. Beef's tail, then went away. Ms. Texas shortly left, then left Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was seen again eating with Ms. Texas at 11:43 PM.
* '''March 17, 2025:''' At 1:46 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate with Ms. Texas, while their foster child, [[Uno Jr.]], was waiting outside. Some minutes later, Mr. Beef went outside to let Uno Jr. onto the feeder, eating with his stepmom.
* '''March 18, 2025:''' At 1:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas made way for Uno Jr. to let him eat. 8 minutes later, they alternated position with the couple eating at the feeder. Mr. Beef got sniffed by Uno Jr. At 1:48 AM, Mr. Beef stepped out to let Uno Jr. in with Ms. Texas.
 
* '''March 19, 2025''': At 4:06 AM Mr. Beef was eating at the feeder looking the usual amount of chubby. Ms. Texas showed up to wait behind for a while. Mr. Beef was going to leave the feeder but noticed her. He tried to eat with her as he normally does but Ms. Texas would not  so he left. Later at 2:30 AM Mr. Beef was following Ms texas to the feeder. Ms texas had a short snack and left and then so did beef. At least he was going to leave until he noticed Mrs. Princess who he watched offscreen with malice. He replaced her in an unknown matter but it is most likely bullying because of his previous actions.
* '''March 25, 2025:''' At 10:45 PM The Beef had a short snack at the feeder before teleporting out.
* '''March 27, 2025:''' At 8:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder, while Mr. Beef was guarding her outside. She left at 8:23 PM.
* '''March 28, 2025''': At  about 10:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef, Ms. Texas and Uno Jr. all showed up to the feeder. The feeder could only fit Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas with their considerable chonk. Uno Jr. ate afterward with Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was the last to leave at 10:22 PM (LFT).[[File:Beef eeper.png|thumb|Mr. Beef discovered [[Auspicious Restaurant]] and, well, another calico none other than [[Mrs. Eeper]].]]
* '''March 29, 2025:''' At 5:05 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef stumbled across [[Auspicious Restaurant]]. There, he discovered a young beautiful calico: [[Mrs. Eeper]]. Mrs. Eeper was startled by this peculiar gentleman, so she quickly hopped off the feeder to the left. Mr. Beef followed suit.
 
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Mr beef shocked.webp|Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted
File:Mr beef shocked.webp|Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted
File:Mr. Beef Overhead.png|Above view of Mr. Beef
File:Beefpunch.png|Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle
File:Beefpunch.png|Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle
File:Beefslap.png|Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers
File:Beefslap.png|Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers
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File:MrBeefMrTexasfight.png|February 10th, 2024 fight
File:MrBeefMrTexasfight.png|February 10th, 2024 fight
File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]
File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]
File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. beef fight
File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight
File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef cant control his angry issue to [[Mr. Wishbone]]
File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. Doom]]
File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together
File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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File:Hideandseek.png|Mr. Beef hiding from [[Ms. Angel]]
File:Hideandseek.png|Mr. Beef hiding from [[Ms. Angel]]
File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]]  getting ready for a nice meal.
File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]]  getting ready for a nice meal.
File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]]
File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]]
File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)
File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] into the air. (bro become rocket)
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from [[Mr. Snoob]] who looks on in distress
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|[[Mr. Snoob]] waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]].
File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]].
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing [[Mr. Spot]]'s bum without his knowledge
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]]
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]]
File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk]]
File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]]
File:Mrbeefandmrfluffkitty.jpg|Mr. Beef and Mr. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.
File:Mrbeefandmrfluffkitty.jpg|Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.
File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple
File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together.
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together.
File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. Camo]]
File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. Pretty]]
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
File:Wet MrBeef.png|Soggy Mr. Beef
File:Friends!.jpg|Mr. Beef not beefing with [[Mr. Sus]]
File:Mr beef and Ms. Texas.jpg|The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and [[Ms. Texas]]
File:Adorable .jpg|Mr. Beef and [[Ms. Texas]] eating together
File:The couple .jpg|[[Ms. Texas]] sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her
File:Beefface.png|Mr. Beef digging in
File:Beefstare.png|..........Hi
File:Screenshot 2024-09-30 232731.png|Beef Panic
File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute).
File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]]
File:Beef push princess.gif|Mr. Beef recklessly pushes [[Mrs. Princess]] and steals her breakfast
File:Bullyism.png|Now watch me do it again!
File:UnoBULLYISM.gif|Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).
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Latest revision as of 01:06, 29 March 2025

Mr. Beef

Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today
Other name(s) Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting
Sex Neutered Male
Rarity Common
Occupation Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
Appearance White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight.
Eye Color Yellowish
Personality Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?
First known sighting October 02, 2023
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Mr. Puke
Partner Ms. Texas, Ms. Chess (former)
Children Uno Jr. (Adopted)
Other

Rivalry with Ms. Kibble Friends with Mr. Sus

Has beef with most others (though not as much as Her Majesty)

Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.

Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.

Behavior

Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.

In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.

As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.

Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in Ms. Chess, Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess, Ms. Inception, and Ms. Loop. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm Mrs. Kirby.

Appearance

Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Mr. Beef from above

Sightings

February 2024

March 2024

April 2024

May 2024

June 2024

July 2024

September 2024

October 2024

November 2024

December 2024

January 2025

February 2025

March 2025

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

  • Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted

    Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted

  • Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle

    Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle

  • Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers

    Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers

  • Mr. Beef has seen things

    Mr. Beef has seen things

  • February 10th, 2024 fight

    February 10th, 2024 fight

  • Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble

    Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble

  • Mr. Beef fight

    Mr. Beef fight

  • Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom

    Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom

  • Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together

    Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together

  • Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

    Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

  • Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

    Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

  • February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?

    February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?

  • Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.

    Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.

  • Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground

    Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground

  • Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.

    Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.

  • Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt

    Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt

  • Mr. Beef playing with food

    Mr. Beef playing with food

  • Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel

    Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel

  • Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.

    Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.

  • Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess

    Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess

  • Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)

    Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)

  • Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress

    Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress

  • Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder

    Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder

  • Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.

    Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.

  • Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge

    Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge

  • Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans

    Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans

  • Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety

    Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety

  • Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Mr. Honk

    Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Mr. Honk

  • Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

    Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

  • Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

    Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

  • Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.

    Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.

  • Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty

    Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty

  • Mr. Beef crouches while eating

    Mr. Beef crouches while eating

  • Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude

    Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude

  • Soggy Mr. Beef

    Soggy Mr. Beef

  • Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus

    Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus

  • The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas

    The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas

  • Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together

    Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together

  • Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her

    Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her

  • Mr. Beef digging in

    Mr. Beef digging in

  • ..........Hi

    ..........Hi

  • Beef Panic

    Beef Panic

  • Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).

    Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).

  • Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas

    Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas

  • Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast

    Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast

  • Now watch me do it again!

    Now watch me do it again!

  • Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).

    Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).


 List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats
(list)

Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Lil Puke • Little Bean Sprout • Little Scraggly Guy
Mr. Adidas • Ms. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Ms. Beetle
Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Carpet • Ms. Charlie • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken
Mrs. Chunky • Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Cream • Ms. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch
Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot • Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Ms. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Mr. Halo
Mr. Honk • Ms. Inception • Mr. Insatiable • Mrs. Island • Mx. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Mrs. Kirby
Ms. Lag • Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous
Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty
Mrs. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy
Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas
Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • Mr. Wrath • The Gluttonous Beast

Feeders
(list)

5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen
GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House

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