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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]], [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]
Bully of [[Mrs. Princess]]}}
Has beef with most others (though not as much as [[Her Majesty]])}}
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.


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== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]].  
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.


In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
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* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after.
* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after.
* '''February 26, 2025:''' at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat.
* '''February 26, 2025:''' at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat.
* '''February 28, 2025:''' at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.</div>
* '''February 27, 2025:''' At 9:40 PM Mr. Beef showed up shortly after Ms. Texas to try to eat with her. She wanted to eat alone and gave him a look. He tried one more time before leaving and as such Ms. Texas then got to eat. She left 5 minutes later at 9:45 PM.
* '''February 28, 2025:''' at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.
 
=== March 2025 ===
 
* '''March 12, 2025:''' At 5:36 AM (LFT), Sir Beefington, The Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, CEO of business sales money Inc. and professional bad boy(domestic terrorist) was looking very soggy with his foster son Uno Jr. Both were soaking from the rain while eating at the canteen together.
 
* '''March 16, 2025''': At 6:00 PM (LFT), some time after the [[Caretaker]] had finished cleaning the feeder and left, Mr. Beef came over and stood outside, letting his girlfriend inspect the feeder for a while. No food was dropped, so Ms. Texas left two minutes later. A minute later, she came back and resorted to the back dispenser. When the front feeder dropped, she turned back to the camera to eat. Mr. Beef came over and poked his head into the bowl as well. At 6:06 AM, [[Mr. Egg]] was seen sniffing on Mr. Beef's tail, then went away. Ms. Texas shortly left, then left Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was seen again eating with Ms. Texas at 11:43 PM.
* '''March 17, 2025:''' At 1:46 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate with Ms. Texas, while their foster child, [[Uno Jr.]], was waiting outside. Some minutes later, Mr. Beef went outside to let Uno Jr. onto the feeder, eating with his stepmom.
* '''March 18, 2025:''' At 1:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas made way for Uno Jr. to let him eat. 8 minutes later, they alternated position with the couple eating at the feeder. Mr. Beef got sniffed by Uno Jr. At 1:48 AM, Mr. Beef stepped out to let Uno Jr. in with Ms. Texas.
 
* '''March 19, 2025''': At 4:06 AM Mr. Beef was eating at the feeder looking the usual amount of chubby. Ms. Texas showed up to wait behind for a while. Mr. Beef was going to leave the feeder but noticed her. He tried to eat with her as he normally does but Ms. Texas would not  so he left. Later at 2:30 AM Mr. Beef was following Ms texas to the feeder. Ms texas had a short snack and left and then so did beef. At least he was going to leave until he noticed Mrs. Princess who he watched offscreen with malice. He replaced her in an unknown matter but it is most likely bullying because of his previous actions.
* '''March 25, 2025:''' At 10:45 PM The Beef had a short snack at the feeder before teleporting out.
* '''March 27, 2025:''' At 8:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder, while Mr. Beef was guarding her outside. She left at 8:23 PM.
* '''March 28, 2025''': At  about 10:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef, Ms. Texas and Uno Jr. all showed up to the feeder. The feeder could only fit Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas with their considerable chonk. Uno Jr. ate afterwards with Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was the last to leave at 10:22 PM (LFT).
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Latest revision as of 15:36, 28 March 2025

Mr. Beef

Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today
Other name(s) Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting
Sex Neutered Male
Rarity Common
Occupation Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
Appearance White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight.
Eye Color Yellowish
Personality Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?
First known sighting October 02, 2023
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Mr. Puke
Partner Ms. Texas, Ms. Chess (former)
Children Uno Jr. (Adopted)
Other

Rivalry with Ms. Kibble Friends with Mr. Sus

Has beef with most others (though not as much as Her Majesty)

Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.

Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.

Behavior

Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.

In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.

As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.

Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in Ms. Chess, Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess, Ms. Inception, and Ms. Loop. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm Mrs. Kirby.

Appearance

Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Mr. Beef from above

Sightings

February 2024

March 2024

April 2024

May 2024

June 2024

July 2024

September 2024

October 2024

November 2024

December 2024

January 2025

February 2025

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

  • Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted

    Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted

  • Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle

    Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle

  • Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers

    Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers

  • Mr. Beef has seen things

    Mr. Beef has seen things

  • February 10th, 2024 fight

    February 10th, 2024 fight

  • Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble

    Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble

  • Mr. Beef fight

    Mr. Beef fight

  • Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom

    Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom

  • Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together

    Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together

  • Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

    Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

  • Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

    Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.

  • February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?

    February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?

  • Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.

    Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.

  • Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground

    Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground

  • Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.

    Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.

  • Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt

    Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt

  • Mr. Beef playing with food

    Mr. Beef playing with food

  • Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel

    Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel

  • Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.

    Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.

  • Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess

    Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess

  • Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)

    Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)

  • Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress

    Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress

  • Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder

    Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder

  • Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.

    Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.

  • Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge

    Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge

  • Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans

    Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans

  • Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety

    Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety

  • Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Mr. Honk

    Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Mr. Honk

  • Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

    Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

  • Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

    Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple

  • Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.

    Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.

  • Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty

    Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty

  • Mr. Beef crouches while eating

    Mr. Beef crouches while eating

  • Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude

    Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude

  • Soggy Mr. Beef

    Soggy Mr. Beef

  • Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus

    Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus

  • The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas

    The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas

  • Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together

    Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together

  • Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her

    Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her

  • Mr. Beef digging in

    Mr. Beef digging in

  • ..........Hi

    ..........Hi

  • Beef Panic

    Beef Panic

  • Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).

    Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).

  • Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas

    Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas

  • Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast

    Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast

  • Now watch me do it again!

    Now watch me do it again!

  • Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).

    Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).


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