Goobert

Goobert

Goobert looking inquisitively
Other name(s)	The Goob, Mr. Goob, Le Goob, Goobie Shnoobert, Silly Little Guy, Goober, sir goobert, Mr. Corndog
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Red (orange) Ticked Tabby with Low White Spotting
Sex	Male
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Corndog Salesman, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure cosplayer, Goofy Fella, Goofy goober, Gordon Gooberman
Appearance	Light orange, said to look like a corndog from the heavens above
Eye Color	Yellowish Green
Personality	Silly, a goober, goofy guy, seen immitating a variety of other cats, patient
First known sighting	February 05, 2024 01:26 AM (LFT)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Unknown
Children	Unknown
Other	Friends - Mr. Bean

Goobert is an orange ticked tabby from the Happy Canteen feeder. However, he now frequents Kitty Happy House. His distinct trait was that his back has no tabby markings on it, making him resemble a corndog. His first appearance was at 01:26 AM (LFT) on February 04, 2024.

Behavior

Goobert is a bit of a goober, he's very silly, but also brave, as he took down Mt. Kibble once. He also seems to be quite patient, waiting his turn for the feeder. Goobert is a very special boy. Treat him with kindness. He is known for having a large variety of personas and immitations.

Appearance

Goobert is an orange ticked tabby with a white chin and chest area. He has no markings on his back, and resembles a corndog from overhead. He's said to also have a big nose. He has a TNR tipped ear. He is said to have beautiful yellow eyes. He is most eaily mistaken with Mr. Snoob, even this wiki page used to have some photos of Mr. Snoob.

Goobert compared to his fellow Corndogs(Not for consuming)

Goobert from above is said to resemble a corndog

Sightings

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February 2024

Mt. Snibble is destroyed by Sir Goobert himself.

• February 06, 2024: Goobert was sighted at the Happy Canteen at around 10:49 AM (LFT). During this time, he continued Ms. Texas' work on Mount Snack, occasionally drinking water. Another unknown cat was spotted on the overhead camera spying on him, before leaving abruptly. It is unsure whether the cat planned to scare Goobert off. Goobert left at around 11:00 AM (LFT).
• February 14, 2024: He was yet again sighted.
• February 17, 2024: Around 08:25 PM (LFT), Goobert cleared Mount Snibble. This earned him the title "Sir Goobert" for his valiant actions, for what he did to the Mount that day. May his actions never be forgotten for eons to come.
• February 24, 2024: Around 08:17 AM (LFT), Goobert was once again sighted.
• February 28, 2024: Around 01:10 PM (LFT), Goobert shocked viewers with his thoroughness in evaluating the area surrounding the feeder.

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March 2024

• March 02, 2024: Around 04:28 PM (LFT), Goobert was attacked by Mrs. Kirby while she was waiting for him to finish eating.
• March 07, 2024: Around 08:42 AM (LFT), Goobert scared Mr. Sus away from the feeder and stayed to munch snacks for a few minutes.
• March 10, 2024: On 04:43 PM (LFT), Goobert appeared after getting scared away by Mr. Bean earlier in the day. He munched on some kibble while constantly looking behind him.
• March 11, 2024: At 02:07 AM (LFT), Goobert and Mr. Plump appeared. They began arguing with each other and then ran away.
• March 16, 2024: At 12:27 AM (LFT), Goobert appeared right as a kibble whale donated and enjoyed the splendors of new kibble for about 5 minutes. At 01:49 PM (LFT), Goobert ate snacks after waiting for Ms. Warn to finish. Another cat, possibly Ms. Airplane, watched him for a while, but then left
• March 21, 2024: At 01:18 AM (LFT), Goobert appeared eating kibble. Then he saw Mr. Bald walk to the feeder. He tried to make him go away. After that, he got scared and left.

March 31, 2024: Goobert was seen at around 01:55 PM (LFT), chowing down shortly after Mr. Plump.

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April 2024

• April 03, 2024: Goobert was spotted entering the feeder at 09:30 PM (LFT), appearing shortly after The Gluttonous Beast. He ate for a few minutes before getting startled, turning towards the back camera in shock and leaving.
• April 08, 2024: At 10:45 AM (LFT), Goobert arrived as it was raining. He ate for a solid five minutes, then inspected the dispenser slots for any additional food before leaving, with Ms. Paint behind him.
• April 11, 2024: At 10:05 AM (LFT), Goobert was spotted having a munch. He did not once stop eating until he left.
• April 12, 2024: At 11:41 AM (LFT), Goobert was spotted eating food until he left. He had food dropped on his head a few times, though.
• April 14, 2024: At 12:55 AM (LFT) Goobert appeared eating kibble until he started looking around. He then started eating again from the feeder. He began looking around again, looking outside the feeder, probably to intimidate another cat. He then sat down.

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May 2024:

• May 20, 2024: Around 08:14 AM (LFT), Goobert was seen eating kibble for a rather long period of time. It appears his coat has darkened, but it is unmistakably him.
• May 23, 2024: At around 10:02 AM (LFT), Goobert showed himself again. He was eating primarily kibble until the gods blessed him with some freeze-dried chicken. He left after 6 minutes.
• May 27, 2024: At around an unknown time, possibly before 01:00 AM (LFT), Goobert was spotted eating once more for 9+ minutes until he left. Goobert seemed to have gotten some weight though as he seems a little wider and more orange than his original top view.
• May 31, 2024: At around 12:37 AM (LFT) Goobert came after another cat left (assumed to be Mr. Ribbon) didn't eat then left after 1 minute

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June 2024

• June 3, 2024: At 05:40 AM (LFT) Goobert was spotted eating. He left at 05:42, being replaced by Ms. Fluff
• June 4, 2024: At ~4:52 PM (LFT) Goobert was spotted eating. He was soon replaced by Mrs. Kirby after she slapped him.
• June 4, 2024: At somewhere between 01:47 AM (LFT). Goobert was seen being silly and munching on the food until he left at 01:52 AM (LFT).
• June 7, 2024: At 3:14 AM (LFT) Goobert appeared right after TIO and ate what was left of the kibble.
• June 8, 2024: At 03:42 AM (LFT) Goobert had some kibble and left after just a few moments.
• June 15, 2024: At 3:32 PM (LFT) Goobert had some kibble and left after just a few moments.
• June 30, 2024: At 10:06 PM (LFT) Goobert munched on kibble for 4 minutes. He also cleaned himself for a while.

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July 2024

• July 1, 2024: At 2:06 PM (LFT) Goobert munched on kibble for 7 minutes. He also received tons of kibble and freeze-dried chicken donations. They were deserved after all.
• July 2, 2024: Around 3:10 AM (LFT), Goobert began his conquest of kibble. He left at 3:24 AM, satisfied and full of snacks.
• July 12, 2024: Goobert(?) was spotted at around 17:26 (LFT) He ate for a while, occasionally stopping to stretch or look at the camera.

February 2025

• February 1, 2025: At Kitty Happy House, Goobert was seen eating at the back feeder at 8:04 PM (LFT).
• February 18, 2025: At 8:13 AM (LFT), Goobert was seen eating at the back feeder of Kitty Happy House. He left at 8:16 AM.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Corndog Goobert

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  Goobert checking his surroundings.

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  Goobert sat patiently for several minutes as Mr. Honk was eating. (How polite!)

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  Goobert mimics Mr. Shock

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  Goobert with food on his head.

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  Goobert's inquisitive side-eye.

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  Goobert's looking very smart.

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  Goobert being iconic (posing like Jonathan Joestar)

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  Goobert makes an appearance at Kitty Happy House

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  Goobert and his bold M-shaped forehead

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  Goobert having a casual cavity check

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  Good.

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  Goobert looking at the bell in Kitty Happy House

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  Goobert at Kitty Happy House as of February 2025

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