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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male| | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|active=Yes|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, Cat who added letters to math (in order to keep track of his X's).|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]] (affair), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|friends=[[Mr. Sus]]|foes=[[Ms. Kibble]]}} | ||
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | '''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | ||
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As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of April 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May 2024. | As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of April 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May 2024. | ||
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], [[Ms. Loop]] and [[Mrs. Eeper]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], [[Ms. Loop]] and [[Mrs. Eeper]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
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* '''February 23, 2025:''' at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing [[Mrs. Princess]] out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two. | * '''February 23, 2025:''' at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing [[Mrs. Princess]] out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two. | ||
* '''February 25, 2025:''' At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. | * '''February 25, 2025:''' At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. Turns out this was his way of dating. Mrs. Princess was only mildly annoyed this time around. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas then took a turn eating at the feeder before Texas left and then so did Beef. | ||
* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after. | * '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after. | ||
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=== March 2025 === | === March 2025 === | ||
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* '''March 12, 2025:''' At 5:36 AM (LFT), Sir Beefington, The Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, CEO of business sales | * '''March 12, 2025:''' At 5:36 AM (LFT), Sir Beefington, The Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, CEO of business sales boney Inc. and professional bad boy(domestic terrorist) was looking very soggy with his foster son Uno Jr. Both were soaking from the rain while eating at the canteen together. | ||
* '''March 16, 2025''': At 6:00 PM (LFT), some time after the [[Caretaker]] had finished cleaning the feeder and left, Mr. Beef came over and stood outside, letting his girlfriend inspect the feeder for a while. No food was dropped, so Ms. Texas left two minutes later. A minute later, she came back and resorted to the back dispenser. When the front feeder dropped, she turned back to the camera to eat. Mr. Beef came over and poked his head into the bowl as well. At 6:06 AM, [[Mr. Egg]] was seen sniffing on Mr. Beef's tail, then went away. Ms. Texas shortly left, then left Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was seen again eating with Ms. Texas at 11:43 PM. | * '''March 16, 2025''': At 6:00 PM (LFT), some time after the [[Caretaker]] had finished cleaning the feeder and left, Mr. Beef came over and stood outside, letting his girlfriend inspect the feeder for a while. No food was dropped, so Ms. Texas left two minutes later. A minute later, she came back and resorted to the back dispenser. When the front feeder dropped, she turned back to the camera to eat. Mr. Beef came over and poked his head into the bowl as well. At 6:06 AM, [[Mr. Egg]] was seen sniffing on Mr. Beef's tail, then went away. Ms. Texas shortly left, then left Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was seen again eating with Ms. Texas at 11:43 PM. | ||
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* '''March 18, 2025:''' At 1:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas made way for Uno Jr. to let him eat. Eight minutes later, they alternated position with the couple eating at the feeder. Mr. Beef got sniffed by Uno Jr. At 1:48 AM, Mr. Beef stepped out to let Uno Jr. in with Ms. Texas. | * '''March 18, 2025:''' At 1:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas made way for Uno Jr. to let him eat. Eight minutes later, they alternated position with the couple eating at the feeder. Mr. Beef got sniffed by Uno Jr. At 1:48 AM, Mr. Beef stepped out to let Uno Jr. in with Ms. Texas. | ||
* '''March 19, 2025''': At 4:06 AM Mr. Beef was eating at the feeder looking the usual amount of chubby. Ms. Texas showed up to wait behind for a while. Mr. Beef was going to leave the feeder but noticed her. He tried to eat with her as he normally does but Ms. Texas would not | * '''March 19, 2025''': At 4:06 AM Mr. Beef was eating at the feeder looking the usual amount of chubby. Ms. Texas showed up to wait behind for a while. Mr. Beef was going to leave the feeder but noticed her. He tried to eat with her as he normally does but Ms. Texas would not so he left. Later at 2:30 AM Mr. Beef was following Ms. Texas to the feeder. Ms.Texas had a short snack and left and then so did beef. At least he was going to leave until he noticed Mrs. Princess who he watched offscreen. He replaced her in an unknown manner probably getting rejected for the 4th time. | ||
* '''March 25, 2025:''' At 10:45 PM The Beef had a short snack at the feeder before teleporting out. | * '''March 25, 2025:''' At 10:45 PM The Beef had a short snack at the feeder before teleporting out. | ||
* '''March 27, 2025:''' At 8:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder, while Mr. Beef was guarding her outside. She left at 8:23 PM. | * '''March 27, 2025:''' At 8:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder, while Mr. Beef was guarding her outside. She left at 8:23 PM. | ||
* '''March 28, 2025''': At about 10:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Uno Jr.]] all showed up to the feeder. The feeder could only fit Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas with their considerable chonk. Uno Jr. ate afterward with Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was the last to leave at 10:22 PM (LFT).[[File:Beef eeper.png|thumb|Mr. Beef discovered [[Auspicious Restaurant]] and, well, another calico none other than [[Mrs. Eeper]].]] | * '''March 28, 2025''': At about 10:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Uno Jr.]] all showed up to the feeder. The feeder could only fit Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas with their considerable chonk. Uno Jr. ate afterward with Mr. Beef. Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble stylishly made way for the King of the Wooden Throne. Mr. Beef was the last to leave at 10:22 PM (LFT).[[File:Beef eeper.png|thumb|Mr. Beef discovered [[Auspicious Restaurant]] and, well, another calico none other than [[Mrs. Eeper]].]] | ||
* '''March 29, 2025:''' At 5:05 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef stumbled across [[Auspicious Restaurant]]. There, he discovered a young beautiful calico: [[Mrs. Eeper]]. Mrs. Eeper was startled by this peculiar gentleman, so she quickly hopped off the feeder to the left. Mr. Beef followed suit. | * '''March 29, 2025:''' At 5:05 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef stumbled across [[Auspicious Restaurant]]. There, he discovered a young beautiful calico: [[Mrs. Eeper]]. Mrs. Eeper was startled by this peculiar gentleman, so she quickly hopped off the feeder to the left. Mr. Beef followed suit. | ||
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=== '''April 2025''' === | === '''April 2025''' === | ||
[[File:Scandolous.png|thumb|That did not last long]] | |||
* '''April 3, 2025''' At 11:00 AM (LFT), While Mrs. Princess was resting outside the feeder the debacle commenced. In his 4th attempt to get Mrs. Princess to take him Mr. Beef came crashing down from offscreen and started pacing around the feeder before sniffing her. Mrs. Princess was fine with it but do you know who was not fine with it? His stepson Uno Jr. walked in on his stepdad cheating on his stepmom. Mr. Beef bounded away at ludicrous speeds the second he noticed his stepson. In his escape he knocked over something tall scaring away Uno Jr. And Mrs. Princess as it almost fell on them. His visit lasted under a minute. When will he stop his second round of cheating? No one knows. | |||
* '''April 9, 2025:''' At 9:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef showed up by himself for some kibble. He looked real silly struggling to conquer the tarp. He left at 9:24 PM. | |||
* '''April 10, 2025:''' At 10:30 PM (LFT), showed up by himself to stress eat some at the Happy Canteen. He left at 10:34 PM. | |||
* '''April 13, 2025:''' At 4:27 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder. [[Uno Jr.]] was seen waiting outside for him. At 4:30 AM, Uno Jr. decided to peek in, but Mr. Beef growled a little bit, so his stepson stepped out and left. Mr. Beef left at 4:32 AM. | * '''April 13, 2025:''' At 4:27 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder. [[Uno Jr.]] was seen waiting outside for him. At 4:30 AM, Uno Jr. decided to peek in, but Mr. Beef growled a little bit, so his stepson stepped out and left. Mr. Beef left at 4:32 AM. | ||
* '''April 17, 2025:''' At 2:26 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder with Mrs. Princess coming soon after. However Mr. Beef ignored her and stress ate until 2:31 AM. He then left not sparing a glance. Mrs. Princess waited some more then went to eat at the feeder until 2:36 AM. She was replaced by Ms. Warn at 2:40 AM | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
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File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]]. | File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]]. | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing [[Mr. Spot]]'s bum without his knowledge | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing [[Mr. Spot]]'s bum without his knowledge | ||
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | ||
File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] | File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] | ||
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File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]] | File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]] | ||
File:Beef push princess.gif|Mr. Beef recklessly pushes [[Mrs. Princess]] and steals her breakfast | File:Beef push princess.gif|Mr. Beef recklessly pushes [[Mrs. Princess]] and steals her breakfast | ||
File:Bullyism.png| | File:Mstexas Mr.Beef.gif|Mr. Beef is still clingy. | ||
File:UnoBULLYISM.gif|Mr. Beef | File:Bullyism.png|He tries to eat with [[Mrs. Princess]] for the 3rd time. | ||
File:UnoBULLYISM.gif|Mr. Beef loses his date; gains a foster son. (click to see gif). | |||
File:Beefwow.png|Mr. Beef's chubby side profile. | File:Beefwow.png|Mr. Beef's chubby side profile. | ||
File:MRBEEF!!!!!!.gif|The April 3rd Debacle. (4x speed) | |||
File:Screenshot 2025-04-16 3.08.54 PM.png|One or a few frames before he springs out of there. | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:16, 3 May 2025
![]() Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today | |
Other name(s) | Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting |
Sex | Neutered Male |
Active | Yes |
Occupation | Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, Cat who added letters to math (in order to keep track of his X's). |
Appearance | White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |
Eye Color | Yellowish |
Personality | Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic? |
First known sighting | October 02, 2023 |
Relations | |
Siblings | Mr. Puke |
Partner | Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess (affair), Ms. Chess (former) |
Children | Uno Jr. (Adopted) |
Friends | Mr. Sus |
Foes | Ms. Kibble |
Mr. Beef is an orange and white cat seen at Happy Canteen who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
Mr. Beef has been heralded as Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble after his noteworthy service in the Beef Conquest.
Behavior
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of Mr. Fresh out of the cat house. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with Ms. Texas. Mr. Beef is very clingy with Ms. Texas and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of April 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May 2024.
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in Ms. Chess, Ms. Texas, Mrs. Princess, Ms. Inception, Ms. Loop and Mrs. Eeper. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm Mrs. Kirby.
Appearance
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck.

Sightings
February 2024
March 2024
April 2024
May 2024
June 2024
July 2024
September 2024
October 2024
November 2024
December 2024
January 2025
February 2025
March 2025
April 2025

- April 3, 2025 At 11:00 AM (LFT), While Mrs. Princess was resting outside the feeder the debacle commenced. In his 4th attempt to get Mrs. Princess to take him Mr. Beef came crashing down from offscreen and started pacing around the feeder before sniffing her. Mrs. Princess was fine with it but do you know who was not fine with it? His stepson Uno Jr. walked in on his stepdad cheating on his stepmom. Mr. Beef bounded away at ludicrous speeds the second he noticed his stepson. In his escape he knocked over something tall scaring away Uno Jr. And Mrs. Princess as it almost fell on them. His visit lasted under a minute. When will he stop his second round of cheating? No one knows.
- April 9, 2025: At 9:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef showed up by himself for some kibble. He looked real silly struggling to conquer the tarp. He left at 9:24 PM.
- April 10, 2025: At 10:30 PM (LFT), showed up by himself to stress eat some at the Happy Canteen. He left at 10:34 PM.
- April 13, 2025: At 4:27 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder. Uno Jr. was seen waiting outside for him. At 4:30 AM, Uno Jr. decided to peek in, but Mr. Beef growled a little bit, so his stepson stepped out and left. Mr. Beef left at 4:32 AM.
- April 17, 2025: At 2:26 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder with Mrs. Princess coming soon after. However Mr. Beef ignored her and stress ate until 2:31 AM. He then left not sparing a glance. Mrs. Princess waited some more then went to eat at the feeder until 2:36 AM. She was replaced by Ms. Warn at 2:40 AM
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted
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Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle
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Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers
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Mr. Beef has seen things
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February 10th, 2024 fight
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Mr. Beef after clearing Mt. Kibble
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Mr. Beef fight
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Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to Mr. Doom
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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February 16th, Mr. Beef love tap?
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Mr. Beef eating with an orange cat while a third cat looks through the jail door in envy.
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Mr. Beef eating the scraps his friend generously left him after tossing the can to the ground
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Mr. Beef observing the rotund shape of Mr. Fresh as he eats.
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Mr. Beef tapping Ms. Burnt
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Mr. Beef playing with food
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Mr. Beef hiding from Ms. Angel
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Mr. Beef and Mr. Anxiety getting ready for a nice meal.
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Mr. Beef with Ms. Sleepy, Mr. Doom, Mr. Puke and his beloved Ms. Chess
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Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)
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Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress
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Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
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Mr. Beef encounters Mr. Worm.
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Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge
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Mr. Beef tapping Mr. Anxiety
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.
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Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together.
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Mr. Beef raising his paw at Ms. Pretty
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Mr. Beef crouches while eating
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Mr. Dot waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
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Soggy Mr. Beef
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Mr. Beef not beefing with Mr. Sus
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The Lovers, ft. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas eating together
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Ms. Texas sad over the lack of chicken, with Mr. Beef comforting her
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Mr. Beef digging in
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..........Hi
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Beef Panic
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Mr. Beef sharing a meal with Ms. Texas (they so cute).
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Mr. Beef was given a stern look by Ms. Texas
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Mr. Beef recklessly pushes Mrs. Princess and steals her breakfast
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Mr. Beef is still clingy.
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He tries to eat with Mrs. Princess for the 3rd time.
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Mr. Beef loses his date; gains a foster son. (click to see gif).
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Mr. Beef's chubby side profile.
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The April 3rd Debacle. (4x speed)
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One or a few frames before he springs out of there.